Zexhayrne



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    My take on South Downs: Aziraphale and Crowley decide to become professors. This is inspired by the headcanon that Crowley has 20 different degrees. He is the Serpent of the Tree of Knowledge after all.

    Big thank you to Savvycalifragilistic who is an awesome beta!

    This story is really just me processing the strange experience that was grad school three years too late.

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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    02 Aug 2019

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    Sean, newly employed in the household of the US Ambassador, waited until the door swung shut on the bustling black skirts of the nanny before turning to the other staff sitting in the staff kitchen. They were all watching him with bright-eyed glee, clearly anticipating his reaction. “What – and I say this with the greatest of respect – the everloving fuck is going on there?!”

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    18 Jul 2019

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    She didn’t fully understand this kind of miracle but she knew one thing for sure.

    When a Code Angel came to The Ritz, they should expect miracles to happen.

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    18 Jul 2019

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    Raphael had a great Fall...
    Half went up and half went down,
    And all of Heaven's angels and all of Hell's demons,
    Tried to make sure Raphael was never put back together again.
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    “A pity I can’t just inhabit your body,” Aziraphale joked, wavering between dimensions like a mirage – or, worse, a drunken hallucination.
    Aziraphale was saying, “We’d probably explode.”
    “Let’s do it.”
    “Beg your pardon?”

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    26 Jun 2019