Yeah_Toast



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    In the ash and pain of the apocalypse, Five had considered many different routes home. Yet is had never occurred to him that he’d find himself here, in the body of a thirteen year old and surrounded by his siblings as children. Only saving them from the apocalypse isn’t enough, he also wants to save them from themselves.

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    A series of five hundred word oneshots without any set plot. Basically ideas that I like and have small scenes for but can't execute.

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    All things considered, it’s a rather simple plan. Just some straightforward time travel to bodily fling himself a couple of years into the past, then finding mini-Stiles to tell him about all the things that need to be fixed about the future, before the inescapable pull of the time-tethered ritual will slingshot Stiles right back to his own – hopefully by then fixed – time.

    Like he said, it's a simple plan. One might even say foolproof.

    And, as one might expect, everything promptly proceeds to go exactly as Stiles had intended. Please note the sarcasm.

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    20 Jan 2021

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    This is the story of how Peter gets married without technically dating anyone.

    “You can bring your boyfriend with you,” Talia says.
    Peter stops giving Henry more bits of dried fruit to stare at his sister “Boyfriend?”
    “Of course!” Talia gestures at Stiles who looks around behind him with wide eyes. “I’m sure the whole family would be interested in meeting your young man.”

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    17 Jan 2021

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    Henry!

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    The little boy, who Dave could now see was not as little as he’d first thought, shoved a tin mug at him. “Drink this.”

     

    Dave drank. It tasted sickly sweet and slightly citrus-y. “Who are you?”

     

    “Five.” The boy’s scowl deepened at Dave’s confusion. “Klaus’ brother.”

     

    Or, Five saves Dave's life to stop Klaus from moping. From Dave's perspective, a very grouchy, sleep-deprived twelve-year-old kidnaps him and he finds it much more entertaining than he should.

    Inspired by Lyviel's 'Fixes to the Timeline'

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    29 Aug 2020

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    "You know my son?" She asks, very disbelieving, because her son, as far as she knows, is trying very, very hard, fighting with his wife about it every goddamned day, to get out of the life, for his daughter's sake. And this boy looks about as in the life as one could possibly get. But then, the strangest thing happens, Allison comes up behind her asking:

    "Gramma? Who i'sit?"

    And the boy's face melts, "Awwww," he coos, "Ally! You're just the cutest little thing, aren't you!"

    Allison blushes brightly, "Umm, hi?"

    "Hello, there. My name is Stiles, I know your daddy, he talks about you all the time, did you know that? He loves you the bestest out of everyone in the whole world! And why wouldn't he? Look at you, those pinchable cheeks!" And all of her doubt flies out the window. Allison is one of the Argents better-kept secrets, because Chris has been adamant about that, if the boy knows of her Chris must trust him immensely.

    [Or: The one where Chris, Stiles, and Peter go back in time and fuck shit up, and scoop up a little Allison along the way.]

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    16 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Love it

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    Just because Scott refuses to see the Argents for what they truly are - prejudiced serial killers sitting proudly on a mountain of innocent corpses - doesn't mean Stiles will. It's about time someone did something about the Argent Empire anyway, and what a coincidence - summer vacation is just around the corner.

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    Or, the one where Gerard Argent kidnapped the wrong fucking person to torture. Stiles has never subscribed to the policy of forgiving and forgetting anyway, not when razing the problem to the ground and salting the earth for good measure has always been a far better solution in the long run.

    He doesn't expect to have company.

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    16 May 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    My violent motherfuckers