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  1. Rec 33

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    They get married on a Monday morning, and Roman knows nobody will buy it, but he’s still gonna swear on his life it was Gerri’s idea.

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    25 Oct 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FUCK!

  2. Rec 14

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    Stephen Dedalus and Leopold Bloom don't part ways at the end. Instead, they have sex. In authentic verbose catechistic Q&A style!

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    Bookmarker's Notes

    "What erotic practice was first attempted by the pair, and in what way did it fail?

    Bloom eyeing Stephen’s buttocks with relish, Stephen eyeing Bloom’s penis with something approaching piety, it was mutually agreed without delay that these two features should in some way be brought into conjunction. The two having assumed respective bent and standing positions, an experimental sortie was made and abruptly halted by the swift closing of ranks on the defending side; a series of subtler maneuvers overcame the defense and the battle for the citadel began in earnest, a clash so rough and vicious that a great wail went up from both sides and an immediate retreat was effected.

     

    What recent purchase by Bloom now caused him to reflect on his uncommon luck and inadvertent genius?

    Molly’s skin lotion, bought from the chemist at Sweny’s on Lombard Street."

  3. Rec *

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    It wasn’t immediately obvious to the Losers that something was wrong with Richie after the Deadlights. After all, his eyesight had always been shit.

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    About a year after Derry, the Losers plan a cruise to Bev and Ben's destination wedding. Cross country travel being the bitch it is, Richie and Eddie miss the boat and get stranded until they can catch a flight out to Hawaii. It's a blast from the past Good Time TM, but Eddie wants to know- why has Richie been so distant?

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    Richie reaches up a shaking hand and puts it on Eddie’s stomach.

    “Uhhh,” Eddie says. “Is this a bit? Is this a really inopportune bit? ‘Cause I don’t know if you’ve noticed, Richie, but this is kind of an important moment-”

    “What the fuck,” Richie says, not for the first or last time, and lurches forwards to hug him.

    (Or, Richie gets stuck in a time loop.)

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