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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    In an effort to get his council to stop forcing the marriage issue on him, Jiang Cheng decides to scare them into submission by marching into Cloud Recesses and proposing to the First Jade of Lan himself. It's a brilliant plan really and there's no way Lan Xichen will do more than laugh at the joke. The council will shut up, Jiang Cheng's marriage annoyances will stop, Jin Ling will get to enjoy some snow, and everything will go back to normal.

    So to say he's unprepared for Lan Xichen actually accepting his hand in marriage is a bit of an understatement.

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    (A slightly silly au wherein Jiang Cheng refuses to back down, Lan Xichen has a sense of humor, and Jin Ling is a spoiled ball of sunshine. Just wait until Wei Wuxian comes back to life and hears about this.)

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    22 Oct 2019

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    Following the untimely death of his older sister, Alpha werewolf Derek Hale makes the decision to abandon his life of safety and leisure to lead the fight against the Argents. His originally noble intentions go awry, however, after Derek encounters a mysterious, unconscious young human who is as undeniably dangerous as he is undeniably Derek's.

    Following years of unwanted propositions and courtships, male Omega emissary Stiles Stilinski is elated at the idea of a vacation. Unfortunately his hopes for an easy getaway are quickly dashed following a series of increasingly unfortunate events that eventually leave Stiles at the mercy of a deranged werewolf who claims to be his mate. Go figure.

    With a war on the horizon and their futures on the line, Stiles and Derek will have to decide whether the prospect of happiness is worth the sacrifice.

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    20 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Sometimes angels don’t fall all the way.

     

    A year after the reveal at the Guanyin Temple, everything is falling apart. The world knows Jiang Cheng's secret, and his sect is now rebelling against him. To make matters worse, Jin Ling is dealing with heading a clan bent on self-destruction, and he won't can't accept help. Meanwhile, Lan Xichen's guilt is consuming him, and the seclusion he can't make himself leave just seems to be making it worse.

    When a favour to his brother goes sideways, Jiang Cheng is left to face the consequences, and Lan Xichen is forced to re-evaluate the choices that have led him to where he is. And perhaps, by trial and error, through mutual (and self-) hatred, they might be able to help each other fix their lives.

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    19 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Even if it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife, husband, or companion, all Jiang Cheng really wants is to run his company, take care of his pets, and maybe get some sleep. Unfortunately the new job promotion to CEO comes with a loaded social calendar and a need for some sort of companion.

    So clearly the most sensible answer is to start dating the man he's had a crush on since he was a teenager.

    Because nothing could go wrong there.

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    19 Oct 2019

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    The kingdom of Tulia, ruled by the Bakugou family, has very specific views on omegas and their place in society. A place on the throne is not one of them. Prince Bakugou Katsuki knows he is going to be a great king, like no one was before. Unfortunately, life has its way of ruining his carefully laid out plans. Omegas are not kings, and Katsuki is nothing but an omega.

    The omega's fate is pretty much sealed when he is set to be married to the Adrian prince, Kirishima Eijirou. Katsuki refuses to become some alpha's "proper" omega, but it would appear that he has no other choice. Neither prince really knows a thing about their soon-to-be mate, but it is undoubtedly clear that they could not be more different. Neither can bring themselves to look past their abhorrence for this arranged marriage, and even less do they expect to fall in love. Despite this, everything they thought they knew and all they thought they desired are questioned upon Katsuki's arrival in Adria.

    All Prince Kirishima Eijirou knows for certain now is that the Tulian prince is the most beautiful thing he has ever seen.

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    18 Oct 2019