2 Works by Xevikan15 in Haikyuu!!
Matsukawa made a fake hurt expression and put a hand over his heart. “‘Okay, I came here to have a good time, and I’m feeling so attacked right now.’”
Iwaizumi simply stared at Matsukawa blankly. Matsukawa stared back at Iwaizumi expectantly. Hanamaki had been listening to the conversation with Oikawa still faceplanted to the table.
When Iwaizumi continued staring at Matsukawa, confusion clouding green eyes, Matsukawa and Hanamaki started laughing in utter disbelief. “‘I didn’t attack you.’ Why did you say that in English?”
Both Matsukawa and Hanamaki instantly slapped a hand to their mouth and started shaking. Oikawa felt the table vibrate with their laughter and lifted his head.
Oikawa found Iwaizumi blankly staring back and forth between Matsukawa and Hanamaki as they struggled to stop laughing and was immediately suspicious.
What is about to happen to my peaceful life if I ask?
“Well, yeah, I want to be the best for him, and- Minami-san, what's wrong?" Asahi abruptly cut himself off as he noticed Minami's laughter die down. The girl was staring blankly at Asahi's shoulder, and her skin was pale.
Asahi wondered if Minami had truly gotten over her initial fear of his delinquent-looking self.
While this was happening, Suga was laughing himself to tears at a nearby table, far enough so that Asahi couldn’t see him. Daichi sighed, exasperated at his boyfriend’s antics.
"Oh my Asahi, you poor thing-!" Suga said, wheezing with laughter. Daichi looked at him fondly, shaking his head.
"Stop laughing at Asahi's obvious distress, Suga," Daichi sighed. He didn't blame the taller man for not noticing the looming shadow behind him, though. When Noya wanted to be silent, he was extremely quiet.
In this case, however, Noya's silence wasn't a good thing.
Noya’s silence meant he was somehow able to scarily peek out from behind a conveniently placed potted plant at the pale girl next to Asahi.