Witch_in_the_Wild



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  1. Public Bookmark 77

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    “Looks like your wife put a hit on you, dude.” A wave of patient understanding washes over Richie’s face, “I’m just gonna let that sink in a minute.”

    “A hit? Like-”

    “She wants you dead, man. I don’t know how else to tell you.”

    “Richie,” Eddie scoffs, “Bro. Come on. Like I’m supposed to believe that?”

    “That your wife wants you dead?” He asks, genuinely concerned. “I know it’s a lot-”

    “Actually, that I believe,” Eddie interrupts. “But, come on, dude. What the hell is-” Eddie swallows nervously. “You can’t be a-” he laughs at the idea, “No fucking way in hell did Trashmouth grow up to be a hitman!”

    ~*~

    Myra puts a hit on Eddie after he tells her he wants a divorce. Lucky for him, his childhood friend and aspiring stand-up comedian, Richie Tozier, gets the job.

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    Everything goes awry when Eddie misses his flight and is too loud about his Tinder preferences. Richie's just there to wallow in the mess, really.

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  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    The House on Neibolt Street is standing again.

    Richie decides to turn it into a bed and breakfast.

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  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    “You don’t believe I love you,” Richie repeats, dumbstruck. “Why don’t you believe me?”

    Eddie finally rises to meet his eyes. What Richie sees reflected in those caramel eyes is heartbreaking. “What’s there to love?”

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  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    "romcom about a lesbian seamstress and the joann employee who falls a bit more in love every time she asks the corporate-mandated 'so what are you making with this?' question and the seamstress goes on a passionate rant about her project it's called girlfriend material."

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