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    Only a few days after the infamous hitman Deadpool saves Spider-Man's life in a firefight, he takes a job to kill Spider-Man's very own beloved mentor, Daredevil. Things go south immediately.

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    Deadpool might not be the most intimidating assassin up for hire, but he's certainly one of the most infamous. He has a reputation for playing dirty, and he never fails to take out his marks. A few days after saving Spider-Man's life in a firefight, Deadpool agrees to take a job hunting down Daredevil, the beloved guardian of Hell's Kitchen. He goes undercover as a civilian in peril, Wade Wilson, in an attempt to finish the job, but finds that the unanticipated risks of such a venture may outweigh the benefits. On the bright side, he gets to spend his afternoons with Matt Murdock, a good-hearted lawyer who claims to know exactly how to help. Murdock has a terrible sense of humor and is oblivious to Wade's double identity, but it helps that he's cute as hell.

    Featuring the Hudson River, the bullshitting of New York City addresses, Wade's misunderstanding of the uses of bleach, Eve the weapons dealer, Peter Parker's friendly distrust, and some very convoluted metaphors.

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    17 May 2022

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    Wade should be safe from Daredevil in this elevator, though. There’s only this pretty blind lawyer, white-knuckling his cane with one hand for no particular reason (is it something Wade said?). No Daredevils here.

    or: “I saw you trying to hit the “door close” button in the elevator but I made it in and then I pushed every single button to make you later for work, but now we’re stuck in this fucking elevator as it stops at every single floor and I don’t know what to say other than “you started it”” AU

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    15 May 2022

  3. Rec 31

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    Matt opens the door with a raised eyebrow. Crosses his arms and leans against the doorframe. “May I help you?”

    The adult answers. “Oh! Hi, I’m Emily Preston and this here young lady is Eleanor Camacho--” Eleanor makes some sort of gesture with her arm, a wave maybe, “--I was under the assumption that this was Wade Wilson’s residence?”

    (Matt’s not a parent. Until recently, he hadn’t thought Wade was, either.)

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    15 May 2022

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    "You don't gotta hold my hand," Bucky says after a minute or two. "It's not like it hurts."

    "Sure it does, asshole," Sam tells him, but he knows it comes out almost fond, and his hand is warm, and Bucky apparently leaves it at that.

    When the artist goes over the edges of scar tissue, Bucky tightens his grip, and Sam doesn't say anything at all.

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    15 May 2022

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    it’s so gorgeous. bucky covered in flowers is so cute

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    Stephen knows there's only one way to win the war against Thanos. Tony wishes he knew what the hell was happening, and just how he's waking up in 2010 with JARVIS telling him the time and date.

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    14 May 2022

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