Vyrtuoso



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  1. Summary

    Officially the first fandom I've written more than one fic for lol

    Basically just a collection of all my fics for these two idiots

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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    It started the same way any addiction would. The desire to follow the alien home after school turned into an unbreakable habit. The fear of getting caught by his enemy was replaced with the desire to be seen. Dib used to feel an adrenaline rush when they would throw punches, now that rush came anytime their knees or shoulders touched when they sat too closely on the couch

     

    Despite the title, this is sfw and could even be read as zadf. It's gonna be a slow burn.
    Basically the lengthy set up to my au that will eventually be real zadr. But for now, have some confused boys with limited social skills.

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    05 Jul 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 19

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    “Are you...blackmailing me?” He doesn’t sound angry so much as surprised, maybe even pleased, a smile twitching at the corner of his mouth. “Wow. It’s been a while, I didn’t know you cared.”

    “I don’t.” It’s almost the truth; Gaz wants to be able to not care about her brother’s deeply questionable life choices. If she could take another summer of him melting into a miserable chair-dweeb, stinking up the whole house and too pitiful even to laugh at. If she didn’t know that, in whatever twisted way, Dib needs Zim, and he’s gonna go after him no matter how obviously terrible a decision that is. With an exasperated groan, she elbows him in the side with maybe 98% of her full power, hard enough to make him yelp but not to go flying across the room. “Now get out of my face and go get your gross alien boyfriend.”

    (or: the mating dance of the dumbass.)

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    05 Jul 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    “...You’re surrendering the Earth to me?”

    “No!” Dib snaps, throwing up his hands because - honestly, he doesn’t know what he expected, this is Zim. “But can’t you just, I dunno...be a little less evil? Or only to the people who really deserve it? No murder or blowing up planets, but you could...mess with the skool timetable, dye people’s hair pink, start a heartless corporate empire, stuff like that. And then I’ll be here to stop you! It’s...our thing, you know?”

    (or: Zim plots, Dib bargains, and absolutely nothing goes to plan.)

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    05 Jul 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 38

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    “Trust me. Just this once.”

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    04 Jul 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    After having an annoying alien stuck on his house because of the weather, Dib discorvers a new interesting PAK function.

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    The PAK can project Zim's dreams
    (Like Pearl from Steven Universe)

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    04 Jul 2022