Vulcanmi

An Joker version of myself, drawn by me



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    A what if that starts after the events of Thor: the Dark World but before Winter Soldier. What if Loki had gotten tired of playing Odin?

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    Hannibal fics, with canon divergence themes

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    When this season's purple courgettes are woefully thin, Draco Malfoy thinks it amounts to small beans. Next thing he knows, the Department of Standards is over-run with leeks, Brussels sprouts all sorts of legislative difficulties, and somebody appears to have put a roquette under Harry Potter. Can Draco seize a marrow victory? Or will his plans for peas be squashed?

    All along, Kingsley Shacklebolt finds himself pining for the good old days, when, instead of governing, all you had to worry about were Dark Lords and imminent death,

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    10 Dec 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 31

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    Harry's a Quidditch player who runs across Draco working in a quiet bookshop on the end of Diagon Alley. A low-key, no-fuss romance.

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    09 Dec 2019

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    It started with the spin of a bottle, and now Harry and Draco have gotten themselves so far into their own game there's almost no way out again. Except to keep playing.

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    07 Dec 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 63

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    'Fatum Amare is a rare potion dating back to the fourteenth century. It is believed to have first been invented by Franziska Grindelwald, a witch particularly skilled in crafting potions and spells relating to romance, fate, foretelling, and the reveal of one’s desire.'

    Ten years after the Great War, Harry is living a reclusive life as a part-time Potions Professor at Hogwarts, the place he's always called his home. He barely sleeps, is constantly hiding from harems of fangirls, and is usually running late for something, but he's fine - really. Things could be so much worse. That is, until Draco Malfoy, his old arch nemesis, plummets back into his life, behaving bizarrely and actually apologising for things he's done in the past. Still a Slytherin to the core, Draco has no trouble coercing the Wizarding World's resident Saviour-slash-pushover into helping him brew a mysterious potion that has been out of production for hundreds of years. Two weeks, Harry tells himself, that's all. Just two weeks of he and Draco, the man he possibly detests more than anyone else on the planet, alone in a classroom, with a vat of bubbling, steaming potion that smells... is that treacle tart? And... liquorice?

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    04 Dec 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 90

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    It started the week after the final battle, in a Ministry holding cell with a fake Auror and a suspect who was used to doing as he was told.

    8,500 words. Charlie/Draco. NC-17. Written for the theme, "authority figure roleplay" at daily_deviant. August 2011.

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    09 Nov 2019