VitreousHumour



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    All magic is blood magic. And all vampires are bastards, although in that case, Ed's working from a sample size of one.

    [Super Halloween-y AU!]

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    Ed's stupid mark is long, long gone, but it's not like he has time to care.

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    17 Apr 2021

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    Ed is having a crappy, crappy night at his crappy, crappy Walgreens job.

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    10 Apr 2021

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    Napoleon was about to launch into his carefully scripted spiel of punctuated disdain when he hesitated, hands still cupped over the delicate little Soviet-made devices that he had found in his room. There was a faint but unmistakable sensation crawling under his skin, a prickling, restless buzz, like getting light-headed off good champagne, and Napoleon narrowed his eyes, script forgotten, studying an increasingly irritated-looking Illya with a new light.

    Illya, on the other hand, had folded his arms. His bowtie looked ridiculous with his suit, highlighting the far too long expanse between his shirt collar and belly, and he was starting to scowl. “What?” he demanded again, a flat curl of annoyance making his tone harsh, and Napoleon nearly flinched instinctively back before all the enforced training kicked in.

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    20 Mar 2021

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    “Um,” Jaskier blinked, glancing out at the sea of faces, “how many of you thought me and Geralt were a couple?”

    The hands of every single person in the room flew into the air, playing along to what must have been Jaskier’s attempt at a joke. Of course Jaskier and Geralt were a couple. It was obvious.

    Jaskier let out a little squeaking sound, face suitably flushed, “Oh my god, Yennefer, put your hand down.”

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    Or, Elena De Stael attends a High School Reunion with Pavetta. During the course of the night, it becomes apparent her high school sweetheart Jaskier is a) dating his best friend Geralt, and b) going to propose to him. The only problem is...well, that ring doesn't seem Geralt's style at all.

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    17 Mar 2021