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    The Planet makes a simple plan, but chooses a complicated hero.

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    23 Aug 2020

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    5 year old Cloud vs Sephiroth. Who would win??? (Please note, there are no bans on unusual weaponry, up to and including touch-mes onna stick.)

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    Thanks to Zack, Cloud has a chance to finally meet his childhood hero, Sephiroth. There's just one tiny hitch...

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    22 May 2020

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    Sephiroth finally manages to kill everyone during one of his many returns from the dead. He is a badass, nearly all powerful god of destruction and completely bored out of his oh so perfect, superior mind now that he’s gotten his way. He starts missing his fights with his only rival and the entertainment they provided but cannot pull the other away from a protective lifestream for long or return him to life. So he decides with nothing better to do and ridiculous amounts of power, he’ll just return them to a point in time when they both were alive and Sephiroth had easy access to manipulate his favorite puppet.

    Cloud is not happy to find himself a trainee/infantryman again and the other Firsts and upper management cannot for the life of them figure out why the “Great Sephiroth” is stalking the blond and acting like a bratty, bullying seven year old with his first crush.

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    20 May 2020

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    Shizun was very intelligent.

    His intellect was unparalleled, that was something known across the entirety of Cang Qiong Peak. An IQ over 9000, as most understood. Luo Binghe could sit and listen for hours as he rambled on about various monsters, getting ever so adorably excited over discoveries of new breeds or newfound abilities. His grace, his teaching skill, his ability to plan ahead for (almost) every outcome, was unrivaled. Binghe may be smart, he may be a strategic master, but his shizun’s mind was like a steel trap. Anything the man read could be recited and put to use.

    But, loathe as Binghe was to admit about his one true love and soulmate, Shizun was… kind of stupid.

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    4 times Shizun was dumb +1 time Binghe was

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    29 Jun 2019

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    I reread this like 5 times the first time i found it, it was so funny. I have about the same ability to recognize FEELZ as Shen Quinqiu.

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    There was an Understanding.

    The Understanding was: Her Grace, Lady Sybil Deidre Olgivanna Ramkin, had, on the twelfth of May, married Captain Samantha Vimes of the Ankh-Morpork Watch. It was a very lovely ceremony. There had been cake.

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    28 Sep 2018