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  1. Public Bookmark 16

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    While on their excursion to the UK, Guillermo finds himself with an injury that can't be fixed with a bandage and an ice-pack. A stay in hospital confirms the diagnosis of both a concussion and temporary amnesia. Consequently shipped back to the Staten Island home by Nadja, Nandor finds a dazed and confused Guillermo on his doorstep.
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    "So, where do I sleep? Can I crash on a couch or something?”

    “Don't be silly, you have a bedroom, Guillermo. It is a little sad but I did not think that you would forget it… it is behind you, obscured by the curtain, there.” Nandor points to the open space under the stairs, fabric half-drawn to reveal a small desk and trunk bed. There are funny paintings pinned to the wall.

    “That’s very funny, Nandor, but even I can tell that’s just a closet."

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    17 Jan 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    A Van Helsing by birth, Guillermo has plenty of experience playing the innocent virgin as bait. But it's not like that's his only skill. It's not like he wants to be bitten or anything. He definitely doesn't have anything to fear from a vampire as hopelessly inept as Nandor the Relentless, his family's latest capture. Right?

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    15 Jan 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    Guillermo emerges from nine days of forced confinement at sea, only to find that Nandor has gone missing somewhere in Europe. Unknown dangers lurk around every corner, and now, Guillermo will have to rely on his wits, his slayer skills, and help from his dumbass roommates to track Nandor down. What could go wrong?

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    13 Jan 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    Without Guillermo, Nandor’s trip around the world is… fine.

    The only issue is that he misses the guy. He doesn’t mean to; he means to leave Guillermo behind at the station with his luggage.

    It’s just that, Guillermo writes him letters.

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    13 Jan 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 3

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    One would typically think that after seven-hundred years of a lusty vampiric existence and thirty-seven wives before that, he’d be the expert. That he’d be able to sit on his favorite couch in the fancy room with Guillermo practically in his lap, and be able to put his hands literally anywhere.
    But he can’t.

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    13 Jan 2022