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  1. Public Bookmark 83

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    What happens the third Sunday in June? Bucket Day, of course. On the first Fathers' Day after Jake cuts ties with Roger, Jake and Gina work on their bucket lists and absolutely, definitely don't talk about their daddy issues.

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    12 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 47

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    The following footage is of real events – or, a film crew stops by the Nine-Nine; typical chaos ensues.

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    08 Sep 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 12

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    The Weasley siblings engage in a long running debate. Set 2 years Post War.

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    08 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    Amy should have known it was going to be an awful summer from the moment Jake Peralta appeared on her front doorstep carrying a dog.

    “Morning, Ames,” he chirps, irritatingly cheerful, as if he’s passing her in the hallway at school rather than standing in front of her house during the sadly fleeting time of year she’s supposed to be free of this bullshit. “Cheddar, say hi to Amy.”

    The corgi swaddled in his arms, predictably, doesn’t respond. Jake fixes it with an offended frown. “Well, that was rude.”

    Amy sneezes a lot and thinks longingly of her bowl of oatmeal squares, now growing soggy on the kitchen counter. Her life was so much simpler ten minutes ago.

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    07 Sep 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    Gina hasn’t seen Jake in eight weeks, he’s just got out of jail and narrowly survived death so she knows she should say something meaningful, tell him she loves him or something.

    Instead, she says: “Shave your fucking beard, man.”

    (Or Jake's home and Gina has been breaking into his apartments since they were 18 years old and that's not about to change now.)

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    05 Sep 2021