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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    Wei Ying lets out a long, ugly groan. “I am fine, Lan Zhan. Everybody is overreacting, it’s so embarrassing for all of you.”

    “You had undiagnosed pneumonia, which you walked around with for weeks until you passed out during dress,” Lan Wangji corrects him. “It got a big laugh, until everyone thought you were dead.”

    He keeps his voice even and does not tell Wei Ying that it had been Lan Wangji who caught him, who called the ambulance, and who rode with him to the hospital, where he was yelled at by nurses who wanted to know why he hadn’t noticed that Wei Ying couldn’t stop shivering or string proper sentences together.

    “Rumors of my demise have been vastly overstated,” Wei Ying says. “Anyway, I’m already feeling much better. Basically fine. Really almost completely back to normal, so stop babying me and tell me why the fuck you let your stupid brother hire the worst man in the world to host our show.”

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    OR: the one where they all work at SNL, Yanli's ex-boyfriend is hosting, and that's just the beginning of everybody's problems.

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    17 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    “Lan Zhan, you smell so good,” Wei Ying slurs, mashing his face into the thin fabric of Wangji’s sleeve and giving a deep inhale. “How do you smell so good? We just got showered in legendary monster guts and gross cavern water. You should stink like a compost heap right now, same as me, and instead you give me sunshine and flowers? This is so unfair…”

    It’s just the fever, Wangji tries to tell himself, willing his blood not to rush to his face at Wei Ying’s words and proximity, nevermind the fact that it’s too dark to see in here anyway and that Wei Ying, in any case, is busy snuffling against Wangji’s arm at the moment.
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    10 moments in time, 10 emotions overwhelming Lan Wangji because of Wei Ying.

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    03 Mar 2021

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    Heroes lead by Bakugo.
    Villains lead by Midoriya.
    Seven days prep time.
    Three days for Izuku Midoriya to show why they should be glad he's not a real villain.

    (Updated with final edits, 5/2/19)

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    20 Jun 2019