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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Dirk's lovely oddball roommate (for whom he's harbored the most Reddit-infamous crush of the decade, in a post that has gone viral after a fateful event) suggests they make a few edibles for quick cash. But of course, someone has to try those, and who better than the cooks themselves? Hilarity, gender, horror, and 11.1k Upvotes ensue.

     

    (Or: And They Were Roommates, except neither knows how much weed goes into an edible and both are horrible, terrible, no good gay dumbasses. Events are set prior to the first fic, contextualizing Jake's behavior)

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    14 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 52

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    In a moment of desperation, Dirk goes on r/relationships. Things get oversharey real quick. He types as follows:
     

    "I [23M] cannot understand my [24M?] roommate. He is the most bizarre man to ever set foot on earth and I’m afraid I’m losing him."

     
    or, and They Were Roommates.
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    14 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sollux gets stuffed full of eggs to gestate them.

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    04 Sep 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    Dirk has a need to be in control. But when his boyfriend Sollux challenges him to give up that control entirely, it begs the question: is he even going to enjoy it?

    As it turns out: yes. Yes, he will.

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    28 Aug 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark 17

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    Dirk works as a bodyguard for the chief executive officer of Skaianet inc. In theory, this means he's also his traveling companion, constant shadow, and silent assistant.

    In practice, their relationship is a little more complex. Or it is when he wants to help his boss de-stress, anyway.

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    08 Aug 2021

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