Ub_sessed



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    “A prostitute put a finger up my ass,” Geralt says.

    Jaskier’s brain stutters to a stop, the swiftly begins anew. “That is… quite the mental image. How was, uh, that?”

    “It felt good.”

     

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    Geralt learns Jaskier sometimes has sex with men, and can't stop thinking about the process.

    Also, drowners covered in sewage water.

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    06 Nov 2020

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    Not-friends to fuckbuddies to lovers: A get-together in three parts.

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    26 Oct 2020

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    "You'll change your mind one day," says the innkeep. "The road can't love you back."

    What a strange way to flatten something so beautiful, Jaskier thinks. What a small way to love.

    Or: When Jaskier is hit with a curse that prevents him from having sex, he's lucky that the first person he meets is a Witcher. It's even luckier that Jaskier is used to hitting the road, because Geralt isn't waiting up.

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    19 Oct 2020

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    Prompt fill for thegrimmgrimm on tumblr: "I would be forever grateful if you did body swap curse/au."

    In which Jaskier and Geralt find themselves in each other's shoes, and Jaskier has a very fun time exploring his new witcher senses.

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    09 Oct 2020

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    A love story in 30 (sex) acts.

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