Touch_My_Dwarves_And_I_Will_Stab_You



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    So I have been collecting lists and translations of Khuzdul from all over the web and decided to post what I have for you all.

    Mainly terms of endearments and little phrases...

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    Chapter one: they're fourteen and stupidly in love and kind of aware of it. But it's just a joke. Just a joke. "So maybe I should laugh a bit more myself and stop staring at the way you laugh." That kind of joke.

    Chapter two: they're almost fourty and they survived the killer clown and remembered the person they've been waiting for all their life- so they move in together. Because they're still stupidly in love, and very much aware of it.

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    As a result of a magical mishap during the trip to the lonely mountain, Bilbo is reverted to a wee little hobbitling. Only in body, of course. His adult mind is still very aware of the indignity of it all (seriously! He doesn't need to be coddled, carried, and fed like a child). It turns out, dwarves love children and there is nothing cuter than Hobbit children. Bilbo soon realizes that he can get away with just about anything in his babyish form and starts taking full advantage of it. Even the grumpy brooding king can't deny the angelic little creature anything he desires (and Bilbo's going to milk that for all it's worth).

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    “Tooooozier-Kaspbrak residence,” Richie says cheerfully, holding the phone up to his ear. “May I ask who—oh hello, Mrs. K! How the fuck are you?”

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