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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Hermione is stubborn, Professor Black is just as stubborn meanwhile the 200th anniversary of the first Triwizard Tournament is announced and Hogwarts are hosting. The winners from the past 50 years will face off, plus 4 lucky (?) students. Some are nice, most are not and one seems to be pushing a dangerous agenda.

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    17 Jul 2022

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    Bellatrix Black always gets what she wants, and right now that's the cute little barista that works at her sister's coffee shop. Hermione Granger turns out to be not at all what she's expecting.

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    28 May 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    “DIS-MISSED!”

    I have now seen forty humans go through a coming-aboard ceremony that would give the Turian Primarch a hard-on, Aethyta thinks. Cross that off the list.

    A blonde human–maybe human, she’s not sure what parts they have and that jumpsuit is not quite doing the job of hiding a bulge–is doing her part for sanitation by just floating over the deck. Floating, even though the ship has gravity. Every sense Aethyta has except sight and sound is telling her the world tilts towards the kid–mass, gravity, potential for energy–and when she stretches her senses out to see what’s so weird about her, it’s like trying to focus her biotics on a goddamned black hole.

    And now whatever she is, I’ve met one of those. Cross it off the list, too.

    It’s time to act like a grownup.

    “Fuck.”

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    “Little Wing. That’s yours, not hers. She didn’t always call me that. But one day, she never called me anything else. Ainthar.

    The matriarch pulls her closer, tucks her crest under her chin, and rocks back and forth.

    “Funny, only time I did it this way around was you, kid. I carried your half-sisters,” she jokes. “More work.”

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    02 May 2022

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    In all of their brilliance, the Ministry of Magic has enacted new legislation that encourages mixed blood status courting. A very single Hermione Granger is caught in the crosshairs. With the help of her closest friends, she might just be able to navigate being the most famous bachelorette in the wizarding world.

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    25 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 33

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    15 Nov 2020