Toasted_Titanium_Alloy



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    Living with Harley meant falling for every little thing that made him Harley.

    And Peter did - hook, line, and sinker.

    Which was why he had to be imagining this. He was letting his feelings for Harley bleed into his thoughts and make him think this was happening when it wasn’t.

    Because Harley was absolutely most definitely not kissing Peter’s forehead whenever he fell asleep.

    Except maybe he was.
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    Peter had always been aware of his feelings for Harley. He was not, however, aware of Harley's feelings for him. Harley was determined to change that; Peter just wanted a nap.

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    Based off prompt #56: Wade is a huge fashion designer that no one has seen and Peter is hired to be his model.

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    "I got one of my sources tellin’ me Wade Wilson, fucking Deadpool, is going to make an appearance," Jameson says. "You know how big that is kid? That’s recluse coming out of a billion dollar hiding hole big. I want you on the ground floor, I want you taking the first goddamn picture of that pompous scarred sonofabitch and coming back here to print first thing, you got that?”

    Peter's head hurts.

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    27 Sep 2022

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    He sighs from where he’s prone, arms akimbo, and roof gravel digging into his spine. “I lost my job. My… other job. The one that actually pays the bills.”

    He doesn’t want to dwell on why he’s telling Deadpool of all people. Surely it has nothing to do with his desperate lack of friends. MJ is in California chasing her dreams, Harry’s undergoing treatment for his mental health and isn’t allowed visitors (not that it matters since they blacklisted Peter after last time), and Gwen… Well.

    And it’s not like he can talk to Aunt May without her worrying about him starving to death under a bridge or something so… Deadpool it is. Man, when did his life get this pathetic?

    OR: The one where Peter and Wade are literal soulmates but don't realize it for literal years because they're literal idiots.

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    26 Sep 2022

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    Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy…

    This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.

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    26 Sep 2022

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    "According to Dante and a lot of Christians there are nine circles of hell: limbo, lust, gluttony, greed, anger, heresy, violence, fraud and treachery.

    Peter Parker was pretty sure he had now ended up in the secret tenth circle of hell, the one created specifically for him: embarrassment.

    Because what other possible explanation would there be for his terminal case of foot in the mouth disease? What other way to excuse the fact that he always ended up saying the wrong thing at the wrong time?

    Why else would he be going on a school trip to Stark Tower?"

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    Tale as old time: Peter Parker's science class goes on a school trip to Stark Industries.

    It goes as well as you'd expect.

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    25 Sep 2022