TimesBeingWhatTheyAre



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    My collection of Star Trek one-shots. Organised in chronological order, running across TOS to TNG, and likely some more in the future (but I'm still watching through TNG for now!)

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    Basically my take on Newt Scamander, his relationship with Dumbledore (I'm sorry but they are best friends and I will not be persuaded otherwise) and teacher!Newt.

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    A collection of Barney Stinson!whump fanfics, because I couldn't find enough angst and so I wrote my own.

    In order according to episode tags

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    In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them.

    The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.

    Other consequences are not short-term at all.

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    05 Mar 2021

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    24 Feb 2021

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    Based on a prompt:

    Dan and Phil are both contestants on 'The Bachelorette', but fall in love with each other instead of the girl.

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    18 Feb 2021

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    AU. Most people, when they break up, sort through their record collections, possibly chuck each other’s clothes onto the sidewalk, engage in soul-destroying coffee dates where they try to sort through the emotional debris, and then leave each other the fuck alone.

     

    Clint and Natasha were never very good at acting like normal people, though, which is why they run a cafe together.

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    17 Feb 2021

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    Shit.
    She hadn't noticed him yet. Maybe he could turn and leave without them noticing – Sam would understand. Sam was the most empathetic person he knew. He wouldn’t scold Steve for coming home spice-less to avoid an awkward encounter with an ex. Surely.
    They drew closer.
    Fuck.
    Please don't notice me, please don't notice me, please don't notice me...
    "Steve?"
    Fuck.
     
    In which Steve is saved from his ex in a grocery store, Bucky Barnes is Way Too Chill about absolutely everything, and Sam has had enough of all of these goddamn pineapples in his fucking house.
     
    Or: The five times Steve received a pineapple (and one Piña Colada) and the one time he didn't

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    13 Feb 2021