Thunderthighs



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    “There is no real moral to this story. Or even a story, to be honest. There is a lot of fucking though. Perhaps that is enough”
    - Oglaf
    Tina Shepard is the lusty, haphazard captain of the commercial space cruise-liner, The Normandy.
    These are her exploits.

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    Sara is exhausted and in over her head, but she is going to do the job in front of her, even if she has no idea what she's doing. Jaal is amazed at this tiny force of nature bent on saving the entire cluster. They figure out their way to each other, with a little help from their friends.

    Contains cursing, impatience, nerves, adorableness, ass kicking, and sex in later chapters. The rating will change to match the new content. Each chapter has a rating noted in the summary.

    (Formerly titled Uncertainties)

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    16 Jul 2021

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    A sequel, of sorts, to Penalty for Winning.

    When Hawke is injured, the Arishok brings her to the dockside compound for the duration of her recovery, but how much can they come to understand one another on a time limit?

    Updated monthly-ish (Japan time).

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    19 Apr 2021

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    Inquisitor Malika Cadash was fine being alone as long as she could indulge in her favorite guilty pleasure: hardcore Qunari BDSM videos, but everything changes when she recieves an email advertising a dungeon based in Val Royeaux called "The Bull's Pen" As soon as she sees the owner and lead Dom, The Iron Bull, Malika knows she's in for a ride.

    This takes place in a modern AU where almost everything is the same except for the addition of internet, electricity, cars, etc. I attempt to stay as close to canon as possible except for the more obvious liberties I've taken. Some tags are for later chapters.

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    26 May 2019

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    Garrus and Shepard come back to his apartment after a totally-platonic fancy dinner for two and share some feelings they'd both been harboring for too long.

    Part of a longer fic! Read The Lorelai for more pining and cute banter!

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    27 Mar 2019

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    AU fic where Nihlus lives and remains onboard the Normandy. When Ashley and Nihlus get trapped together in the ship's elevator they discover they actually have a lot in common. One thing leads to another, and Ashley learns a whole new appreciation for kissing turians.

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    25 Mar 2019