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Does It Matter? by DancesinSapphireMoonlighting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Jan 2021
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Dwalin has to admit that he is a professional when it comes to putting his foot in his mouth, and when is the best time to put say foot in say mouth is during SEX. Now, he has hurt someone he cares about, she is acting like he doesn't exist, and Mahal's balls what is this ache going on in his chest.
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26 Jan 2021
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To Build a House by thebakerstboyskeeper for bianjula
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
20 Dec 2016
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Belladonna Baggins always won the Baggins' Family gingerbread house contest. After her passing, Bilbo was more than content to let Primula take over. That is, until her pregnancy leaves an opening for someone else to come along and win.
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25 Jan 2021
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In Carven Oak by bubbysbub for thebakerstboyskeeper
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2016
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It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.
If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle.
Another attempt at writing a common trope fic that went completely off the rails.
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25 Jan 2021
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Bilbo is as Hobbitly Hobbitish as any other Hobbit. How can one be anything but content and happy when there are parties to attend, harvests to celebrate, and books aplenty to keep Bilbo company in her lovely Smial?
Then comes the day that a dwarf comes knocking on her door. Now, Bilbo has two husbands she quite forgotten about, and the three are left teetering between their old memories, learning each other anew, and discovering just what there is for them for the future.
Peeps know I can never make a trope fic go to plan- here is another Big Bang 2017 submission that went off on a tangent!
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25 Jan 2021
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At no point in the accidental usurpation of Thorin as leader of The Company and the quest for Erebor, did Bilbo intend for this to turn into an exploration of cultural differences (and something that almost feels like group therapy). For some reason, the Dwarrows aren't complaining, and Bilbo isn't going to question it, as long as the lumoxes behave themselves and do as they're told.
Who knows, they all might yet survive this insane journey.
(Or, where Bilbo decides the Dwarves are all too stupid for him to endure this ridiculousness anymore and Does It Hobbit and the Dwarves suddenly get affectionate.)
*Please note, within this story there are mentions of the underage rape and subsequent pregnancy of an off-screen character. Mentions are brief in chapter 2, and a little more in depth chapter 4. While details are light and are more discussions of emotional aftermath, this may still be distressing to read for those with triggers. Please be cautious.
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