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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    Faced with an angel immune to hellfire and a demon immune to holy water, Heaven and Hell are forced to get creative to ensure Crowley and Aziraphale won’t give them any more problems. This time, they aren't taking any chances. This time, Aziraphale and Crowley will be separated from each other and from Heaven and Hell forever.

     

    *Some slurs are used. Don't be a bigot, kids.

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    05 Nov 2019

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    Donna notices a pattern. The TARDIS helps her find what she's looking for.

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    28 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Gabriel tries to change history to prevent Crowley and Aziraphale from preventing the Apocalypse. It goes about as well as can be expected.

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    26 Oct 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 8

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    Crowley levered himself off the floor and just straight-up slithered over to Aziraphale. "It's not hard, angel. You just... loosen everything up."

    Aziraphale stared for a long moment. "My hips do not do that!" he finally squeaked. "I know my hips do not do that!"

    "The hips are standard-issue. You just have to learn to use them." He demonstrated by slithering back across the room and splaying himself on the couch in a vastly un-Aziraphale way.

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    22 Oct 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    "He’s spent hours weaving the thread of their life together into a comprehensive timeline.

    When time travel’s involved, the subsequent timelines are never linear. His time with Rose is not a straight line. It zigzags and it swirls, looping and stretching, going backward and forward, until the map in his mind resembles a complex molecule in its three-dimensional form.

    The Doctor is nine-hundred-and-some years old when he breaks one of the most basic laws of time travel. He selects a point from his own timeline, one of those dots half-concealed in the weaving and swirling, and visits it again.

    It won’t be a singular event."

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    16 Oct 2019