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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Shouta would like two things: a nap, and a quiet year at UA.

    What he recieves is quite different: guard duty, and a student with both a strange mutation quirk and a target painted on his back for recent villain activity.

    So if he's protective? Well, that's just part of the job. Nothing more.

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    (the events of Tried By Fire so far, but from an extremely tired Aizawa Shouta. discord SS 2k19 for FloatingOnAFeeling!! merr crinkle)

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    15 Oct 2019

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    I love you, he thinks on the floor a burning bookshop, as the world ends ahead of schedule.

    He thinks too much.

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    13 Oct 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    A podfic of idiopathicsmile's work.

    Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.

    His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.

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    09 Sep 2019

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    10-20 min

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    A podfic of "Plausible Deniability" by mizstorge

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    In which Inspector Thomas Nightingale pursues stolen books on magic, Aziraphale presides over a book sale, Constable Peter Grant tries to do his job, and Crowley values his domestic tranquillity.

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    09 Sep 2019

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  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Here in the South Downs cottage, Crowley has more than he ever thought he would: the two of them, safe, and he gets to live alongside Aziraphale every day. He still can't bring himself to say it, though, still finds himself wanting, doesn't want to drag the angel down with the mess of his love, doesn't want to ruin what they have.

    Aziraphale, however, is getting tired of Crowley staring longingly off into the night sky, and confronts him.

    There is more of a balance here than Crowley thought.

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    The angel smiles. That crinkling kindness, that laugh in the corner of him, bright and deathless and pure, and Crowley’s resolve is melting. Aziraphale does remove his glasses now, fingers brushing his temples, folds them into his own pocket, pocketing Crowley’s last defense. Neither of them looks away. The night sounds clutter around them, the sway of elderly oak branches, the gentle scuttle of a village turning itself into bed, reinventing for the next day, the caw and croon of things with feathers, searching for love. A knowing hum in an ancient throat, leaning in.

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    09 Sep 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

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