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  1. Summary

    basically an au in which riverdale is actually just a novel that jughead is writing and not at all what riverdale, the town, is actually like besides like.... a few bad parents

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  4. Summary

    Drabble series set in a Club AU where everyone lives and no one is gods, but they party like they are.

    Title comes from a Yeah Yeah Yeahs song.

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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Trixie has decided to call her "Blondie" in her mind, mostly because she reminds her of the lead singer, but also because she won't say her fucking name therefore Trixie has no idea what to call her. It's starting to annoy Trixie, really, that she has no idea what the girl's name is, and she could just come out and ask it at some point, but she feels like she would be crossing some silently established line where they're just a barista and a customer and not something else even if Trixie might think about it sometimes.

    Based on you give me a different fake name every time you come into starbucks and I just want to know your real name bc ur cute but here I am scrawling “batman” onto your stupid cappuccino, or alternatively, the trixya coffee shop au no one asked for

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    17 Feb 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 7

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    She was bathed in red and pink and purple, a dash of blue even peaking over the bridge of her hair from the lamps around the room someone had thrown coloured scarves over. It melted light into neon shades perfectly, and Veronica was almost impressed, because she didn’t know Heather McNamara could look any better than she always did; and yet here was the living proof.

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    28 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    cherry cola: how can so much hotness fit in a 5'3" woman

    blue jasmine: i'm 5'2"

    ginger spice: obviously she wasn't talking about you

    pussy queen: AWWWWW THANKS CHERYL

    snake girl: YOU ROCK CHERYL MY QUEEN

    pussy queen: WAIT WHAT

    snake girl: WHAT WAIT

    nancy drew: what a twist! they're both the same height.

    tina cohen-chang: ooh cheryl u fucked up

    pussy princess: you better be talking about my girl josie, cheryl

    pussy dame: i thought i was your girl :(

    klumpster: i am so high rn i can see stars and jesus blessing me with big titted women and controversy

    muggz: and this was how world war iii started in the little town of riverdale

    witch bitch: iT'S ON LIKE DONKEY KONG

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    06 Dec 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    Later, Brooke will swear that it’s all Jeremy’s fault.
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    Page 80 fic, but it's Pinkberry.

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    23 Sep 2017

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    one bobby porter creates a mystery menu at 'ye olde krusty krab', and everything that happens alongside.

    (a story about love, burgers, and keys to the apartment, told in three acts.)

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    16 Aug 2017

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