The_Colonel
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
The night of the 2008 Grammy Awards continues with out favourite robo-duo playing at the afterparty.
Rihanna has the hots for Thomas, apparently.
Guy-Manuel has a heart to heart with Lady Gaga behind a dumpster.
Many cigarettes are smoked, many words exchanged.
And the night is still young...Continuation of the "Completely Funked Up" narrative, but works as a standalone fic as well.
Series
- Part 2 of Do Robots Dream in Technicolor?
-
Tags
Summary
The Daft Punk perform with Kanye West at the 2008 Grammy Awards.
Thomas is nervous, but quite in his right mind.
Guy-Manuel, on the other hand, is drunk.The "true" story behind the 2008 Grammys.:)
Series
- Part 1 of Do Robots Dream in Technicolor?
-
Tags
Summary
In the desert wasteland, a fool and a thief meet.
In the desert citadel, an empress is in need of an assistance.
On an ocean shore, a group of dreamers is waiting for a wake-up call.Road trip, anyone?
-
I´d Like to Screw You (The Screwsong for Charles) by The_Colonel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
04 Dec 2014
Tags
Summary
This is a one-shot, although set in the same storyline as "The Lion Will Not Sleep Tonight". It may, or may not actually take place sometime during the unfolding of the longer fic´s plot. I´m not sure, yet. :)
Obviously, it helps if you know the context, but it can be read as a standalone work.
All you need to know is that Erik is a (were)lion, Charles is very angry with him and Raven decides to help.
Oh, and yes, I took a liberty with one of The Beatles songs ("I´m Looking Through You") and rewrote the lyrics The_Colonel style.
I´m going to Hell for this...Series
- Part 2 of The Circus Freaks
-
The Lion Will Not Sleep Tonight by The_Colonel
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom
03 Dec 2014
Tags
Summary
Erik is a (were)lion hell bent on revenge, Charles is a friendly lion tamer who just wants to help.
Need I say more?
Oh yes, there will be porn in later chapters. Beware. There be monsters. (sic inside Erik´s trousers)Series
- Part 1 of The Circus Freaks
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 7,316
- Works:
- 2
-
- Words:
- 5,190
- Works:
- 2
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
in the heat of the summer (you're so different from the rest) by kaboomslang
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
05 Dec 2019
Tags
Summary
There’s a heatwave in L.A., the first time Richie sees Eddie naked.
or
One very hot year in the life of two idiots in love, working shit out.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 73,948
- Chapters:
- 14/15
- Comments:
- 901
- Kudos:
- 1780
- Bookmarks:
- 448
- Hits:
- 27542
Bookmarked by The_Colonel
30 Oct 2019
-
Things that Happen after Eddie Lives by IfItHollers
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
01 Oct 2019
Tags
Summary
In a world where Richie manages to save Eddie from It after the deadlights, they still have problems on their to-do list. Featuring everything from Derry to Los Angeles—Richie Tozier's murder trial, Eddie Kaspbrak's divorce proceedings, bedsharing of the platonic and non-platonic varieties, an investigation of magic, a truly disgusting séance, the quintessential morosexual road trip, and OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOMMATES.
Series
- Part 1 of Things that Happen After
Bookmarked by The_Colonel
28 Oct 2019
-
and i know you know that you're my soulmate and all that by deathstranded for belby
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King, IT (2017)
13 Oct 2019
Tags
Summary
eddie encounters his first paparazzi
Bookmarked by The_Colonel
24 Oct 2019
-
Five Times The Losers Gave Richie Permission by toomuchrootbeer
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Sep 2019
Tags
Summary
The Losers keep trying to tell Richie something, but he's never been great at taking a hint.
Bookmarked by The_Colonel
23 Oct 2019
-
Tags
Summary
Richie Tozier: Come Out & Play, a new Netflix special! Comedian Richie Tozier is back after a very public mental breakdown. And he's ready to (over)share.
Bookmarked by The_Colonel
20 Oct 2019