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    It doesn’t take long for the rumors to start.

    The Fire Nation prides itself on its civilization. It isn’t like the other, lesser, nations who throw their children away by sending them into war. Those uncultured and unfeeling savages who are destroying their own future faster than the Fire Nation can save them from themselves.

    Every Fire Nation child goes to school. They learn reading and writing, the illustrious history of their country, and what will be expected of them as proper, upstanding Fire Nation citizens. They are to be protected, because children are the future glory of the nation.

    The crown prince is thirteen when his father burns his face in front of an audience of hundreds.

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    07 Dec 2021

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    [“He was levitating, Vanya.”

    “It was--I’ve never seen anything like it. There was blue light everywhere, and Ben just, it’s like time went backward, everything just pieced itself back together--,”

    “It was like a bomb went off, then Klaus was thirty feet away, and Ben was breathing again and--,”]

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    Klaus figures out his powers at the most opportune moment.

    But nothing works out quite the way he expects.

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    06 Dec 2021

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    Zuko's journey to understanding fatherhood.

    (SPOILER ALERT: it never ends)

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    06 Dec 2021

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    basically like… how zuko becomes the new iroh

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    (..in which it is proved conclusively that the author is constitutionally unable to pronounce Mr Mortensen's first name the same twice running ..........)

    An account of the tragic consequences of the non-appearance of Tom Bombadil in the LOTR films.

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    06 Dec 2021

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    Based on the version of A Midsummer Night's Dream that played at The Bridge Theatre, London during summer 2019 (later streamed to cinemas by the National Theatre), this piece reverses the roles of Oberon and Titania. Further, both royals are overtly Duke Theseus and Queen Hippolyta visiting the forest in dreams.

    This piece begins at Bottom's 'translation' (and fills in a few scenes hinted-at by the Bard and the Bridge Director).

    All words in italic were spoken in the play (some by Shakespeare; some …. maybe not!)

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    06 Dec 2021