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    Notorious figure skater Kylo Ren has had a rough few years; once a decorated competitor, now it's hard to say what he's losing faster, sponsors or partners. With Nationals just six months out and no qualified partner on the horizon, Kylo finds himself begrudgingly skating with college hockey phenom Rey Kenobi, a scrappy forward coming off injured reserve who doesn't know a lutz from an axel. It's only for six months, but family drama, a twisted coach, and a budding closeness to his new partner ensure that this will be the most eventful competition season of Kylo's career.

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    14 Aug 2018

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    Ice skating hockey vs figure skating goodness

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    “You’re everything,” she thinks he tells her the moment before her brain snaps black from exhaustion.
    Or maybe she’s just imagining it.

    A modern AU in which Rey is an Assistant District Attorney working for Leia and Ben is an evil (?) criminal defense lawyer.

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    28 Jul 2018

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    The good stuff *winky face*

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    “It was foolish of you to come here,” he says. “You won’t escape this time.”

    Rey looks at him, at the Stormtroopers, at the combat walkers. She gives the illusion of thinking it over, and then says, “You’re right."

    She presents her wrists to him. “I surrender myself to the authority of the First Order.”

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    Three years after the Battle of Crait, Rey, Resistance hero and teacher to a budding new Jedi Order, once again delivers herself into the hands of the enemy. To provide cover for a maneuver that could deal a serious blow to the First Order, she must gamble with the thing she knows its Supreme Leader wants most: herself.

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    22 Jul 2018

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    God-Tier, infiltration lovers heart breaking

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    She says her name is Ray. Clyde mutters that it’s a boy’s name, and she smiles at him like she’s heard that one before, and tells him, “It’s Rey, with an e in the middle.”

    Clyde asks her what she’s doin’ here in town, and Rey-with-an-e tells him she’s lookin’ for work as a mechanic. The look on his face must give him away, because her expression sours.

    “You think a girl isn’t capable of being a mechanic?”

    Clyde feels a strange sort of a thrill go through him when she fixes him with that glare. “No ma’am. My sister, Mellie, she knows e’rthing there is to know about trucks. I’d never presume to tell her she didn’t.”

    Rey-with-an-e looks at him over the top of her bottle of beer. “You know, it’s not usually advisable to flirt with a woman by calling her ma’am and comparing her to your sister.”

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    01 Jul 2018

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    God-Tier, short story, heart-rending, sweet little gems of truth and goodness and love and smut.

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    Rey doesn't really believe that the memes about everyone having their own FBI agent are true, but she is a little suspicious.

    Ben is a former field agent on desk duty after an injury. He's doing cyber surveillance and has to watch one person 24 hours a day for a year. There's absolutely no chance he is going to fall in love with her. None at all.

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    31 May 2018

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    God-Tier crack smut with a surprising amount of feels.