TheMutantHonk



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    This is the series folder for the story "You Bleed Just to Know You're Alive". These are just oneshots, maybe mini stories, that we feel are important but just not super needed for the main story. There will be smut and fluff.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Sam and Dean are on a hunt in Maui, chasing down some nautical vampires feeding off local fishermen. Long story short, things go awry, and while being held captive on a rickety fishing boat, Sam is thrown into baited water and gets attacked by a big ol' shark. Lot's of self-indulgent Sam whump.

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    01 Sep 2019

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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    30 Aug 2019

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    Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.

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    “You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.

    “Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”

    “Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.

    “What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”

    “Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”

    “Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”

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    30 Aug 2019

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    “I’m here…”

    “Lance?” Shiro replied, panic seeping into his voice in response to Lance’s weak call.

    “Yeah I’m…” The pause felt way too long. “I’m here.”

    “Lance, what’s your status?” Shiro tried his best to keep his voice steady, but it only resulted in him feeling business-like. It was okay though. He said what he needed to without alarm.

    “I’m… stuck.”

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    28 Aug 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    The apocalypse doesn't give, only takes. And it's already taken too much.

    Keith's only goal is to make it out alive. Shiro has plenty of goals - one of them being kissing Keith, probably.

    Also, zombies.

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    28 Aug 2019