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    Detective Inspector Crowley is 99.999 percent sure that Aziraphale Fell is a serial killer.
    The trouble is only that the remaining 0.001 percent are deeply in love with the man…
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    In which there is A Murder - rather a lot of them, actually - A Marriage Proposal - just the one - and True Love - whose course runs less not-smooth than it takes a sharp left turn, loops a couple times, and doubles back on itself, before crashing straight into a wall.
    (Dont mind the metaphor. It still ends well. Promise.)

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    14 Feb 2020

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    fucking brilliant

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    He might be going too fast again, but at least if Aziraphale rejected him, the idea would be put in his head and he could try again in a few thousand years. And maybe, if he kept the ring, it would protect him.

    Or, Crowley tries to make the perfect proposal.

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    12 Feb 2020

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    best shit ever

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    Six thousand years of wanting was a knot that needed to be unraveled string by string. Six thousand years gave them issues. 
     

    Mind the tags, please.

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    11 Feb 2020

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    so very hot me likey

  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    there is the heat of love,
    the pulsing rush of longing, the lover's whisper,
    irresistible—magic to make the sanest man go mad.
    // the iliad

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    04 Feb 2020

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    “You know,” Crowley says, kicking her heels off with a bored air, “I was sent to the Garden to cause trouble.” She takes a sip of wine from the glass held in her right hand with a loose, lazy grip. They didn’t tell me what kind of trouble,” Crowley continues. “I had a different plan. Having Eve eat the apple? That wasn’t what I was going to do at first.” Crowley sighs and leans forward. She puts her hands on her thighs and slides them down to her knees. “I planned to seduce an angel,” she says. “The Guardian of the Eastern Gate, that is.”

    Or: Crowley asks Aziraphale to go back to the Garden and pretend to be a demon, and seduce an angel.

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    03 Feb 2020