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  1. Public Bookmark 47

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    This premise has been done before, and it will be done again, and I am doing it now.

    Sherlock proposes a friends with benefits arrangement with John, but doesn't tell John his real reasons.

    A still somewhat angry, grieving John has to work things out on his own.

    There will be sex.

    And then, perhaps, love.

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    03 Dec 2020

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    Very compelling

  2. Public Bookmark 9

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    John Watson is a tease and Sherlock Holmes has had enough. If he wants to play games with Sherlock, he will have to learn the hard way that Sherlock never plays fair...

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    03 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very fun dfp

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Green.

    The word green was used to convey a great many things. Illness. Envy. Inexperience.

    Standing there amidst Janine's chattering bridesmaids, watching Sherlock furrow his brow and study fabric swatches, watching him smile and simper and flirt, John thought it a remarkably apt colour choice. Because he felt quite sick to his stomach, he feared the source of said sickness might very well be jealousy, and he had absolutely no idea at all what to do about it.

    Or: Sherlock needs to fake a relationship for a case. He doesn't ask John.

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    19 Dec 2019

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Really, really good.

    A credible example of how the story could continue, post S4.

  4. Public Bookmark 97

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    An indiscreet photograph ends up online, forcing Watson to postpone his pursuit of a medical degree. Turning to the life of a soldier, he takes a bullet through the shoulder and is sent home to London a lost and broken man. Friendless and facing homelessness, he is introduced to an eager young man in the chemical labs at Bart's Hospital.
    As a friendship begins to form between them, a murder investigation pulls Watson into Holmes' world. Between crime scenes, a killer with an eye on revenge, and frustrating police officers, their friendship grows into something neither of them had expected.

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    03 Feb 2019

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    So sweet.

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    “When did I get so old,” John whispers, because anything else seems too much.

    “When I left you, I imagine.” Sherlock murmurs, presses John’s hand between his. “When I destroyed everything good in your life.”

    John shakes his head, and lifts his other hand to press atop Sherlock’s. “You had your reasons. I was angry for a long time, but I’m not anymore—not about that. I’m angry at your brother more than you. And as for—the rest, you know I don’t blame you for that. It wasn’t your fault, Sherlock. It wasn’t your fault.”

    “As your feeling old and useless isn’t yours.”

    John’s chest feels tight. These are the most real words they’ve said to one another in months. Usually it’s case related chat, or the weather, or light banter about something on the telly. They haven’t talked like this since Sherlock’s birthday. They don’t talk like this. They never talk like this.

    John doesn’t want to talk anymore.

    He wants to…

    He wants…

    Oh.

    He wants.

    Oh dear god, how he wants.

    For the first time in what feels like years he WANTS.

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    25 Nov 2018

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is a beautiful story, and a safe place to be.

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