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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    "The months in Her retinue are long, and the work is hard. Her standards are high, and to satisfy them, Kravitz must be ruthless. But his conviction never falters. She is omnipotent. She is the avenging force of Justice, and Kravitz Her hand. She will keep the kingdom free, and for Kravitz to do her bidding is the greatest honor on this earth."

    "Taako’s fingers curl tightly around the ropes of the Starblaster’s rigging as the ship cuts smoothly through the waves of the Sea of Souls below, his heart pounding in his chest and his eyes on the horizon...In these moments, it’s freedom that hangs sweet on his tongue and settles in his lungs, and Taako loves nothing better."

    It's a pirate AU! You know the rest!

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    17 Sep 2019

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    There's an old house in a nice part of town that no-one wants.

    (A fun little ghost au for the soul)

    (Turning out to be not so little)

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    Chapters:
    39/?
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    14 Sep 2019

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    Angus is anxious. So is Lucas. Everyone else planned this ages ago. Taako forgot to tell his magic boy. Lucas’s office wasn’t built to accommodate this many people.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    13 Sep 2019

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    The whole point of parent/teacher conferences are so that the teachers don’t go sleeping with the super hot single parents without being aware they have to get outta dodge first thing in the morning. As a teacher, Taako is very aware of this fact. Kravitz on the other hand is not.

    Angus is going to milk this for all it's worth.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    13 Sep 2019

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Taako gives up his freedom in exchange for the safety of his friends, and ends up locked in an enchanted castle with a surprisingly polite skeleton. Beauty and the Beast AU.

    "'I’m afraid your friends were trespassing on my property. It was exceedingly impolite.'
    'Yeah, and it’s super polite to lock them in the fucking dungeons.'"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    10 Sep 2019

  6. Public Bookmark 21

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    Every single person in TAZ Balance except for a select few have committed various tax-related crimes and now that's catching up with them

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    153
    Kudos:
    138
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    1229

    09 Sep 2019

  7. Public Bookmark 70

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    Kravitz would have never thought that Taako, lead singer of one of the most popular rock bands in the country, would show up at his salon and demand he fix his hair.

    But he does, and then Twitter explodes. A few times.

    Rockstar au where the Tres Horny Boys are rock legends, Kravitz is a killer hair stylist, and the fans are a bit too nosy.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
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    08 Sep 2019

  8. Public Bookmark 8

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    Lucretia spent time studying gnomish culture while learning the language. There are many words defining relationships between gnomes, to distinguish between a friend and family, a distant relative from a closer one, between lovers and spouses. More importantly though, Lucretia knows that the most common show of affection between gnomes is forehead-touching. This motion often translates to touching your own forehead while looking at someone else, similar to blowing a kiss.

    Plainly, to anyone else in the crew, it looks like Davenport is exasperated with Barry. To Lucretia, well. She can’t help but wonder if there’s something more to the motion.

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    Comments:
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    20 Aug 2019

  9. Public Bookmark 8

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    With Lup missing and he and Taako unable to find any sign of her, Barry Bluejeans had thought things couldn't get any worse.

    He was wrong. Now he's completely alone, on the run, hoping to find a way to fix everything and reunite his family.

    These are Barry's voidfished years, his years wihout Lup, his years forced to play the villain.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    66
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    18 Jul 2019

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    Taako needed some extra cash, and tutoring was a pretty low stress job that fit his schedule. It wasn't even hard, he just met with a kid a couple times a week and helped with their homework and whatever. It was a pretty good job, and the kid he landed with wasn't half bad. Taako didn't like kids, but he guessed Agnes or Angus or whatever was alright.

    He didn't plan on getting attached to the job though. Or to Angus.

    Or to Angus's really hot single dad.

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    Chapters:
    21/22
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    11 Jul 2019

  11. Public Bookmark 29

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    Kravitz has always dreamed of cities: wrapped in vines, streets peaceful and empty. He never knew the world before the end. Still, life goes on and on and on. The homes he's known are in compounds of chain-link fences patrolled by armed guards, feral zombies creeping around the edges who sing to him in the unsettled night.

    There is no cure. There is no hope. There is only what little the survivors scraped together.

    Then there's Taako.

    And the new world that Kravitz was born into ends too.


    Updates every Monday night until finished.

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    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    12/19
    Comments:
    187
    Kudos:
    137
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    09 Jul 2019

  12. Public Bookmark 32

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    Taako is nobody’s saboteur. He’s just an ordinary assassin just trying to make ends meet, staying out of trouble (mostly) and keeping his nose clean (sometimes). But when a mysterious buyer makes him an offer he can’t refuse in exchange for the head of the neighboring prince, he ends up falling headfirst into the tangle of a foreign court — and the arms of its ruler, Prince Kravitz.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    141
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    1271

    25 Jun 2019

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    Taako's been dead for two years. Taako's been dead for seven decades. Depends how you count it.

    Her brother is dead and Lup’s a whole lifetime into the future. It’s a brave new world out there and she’s trying not to think about it too hard. She gets the feeling that if she starts thinking, she won’t ever stop, and she can’t afford to be out of commission. She's the only Captain America the new century’s got.

    Lup is Cap, Taako fell from a train, and eventually all ghosts come in from the cold. You guessed it—it's a TAZ/Marvel shakeup baby. We're bringing the party to you.

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    English
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    178,043
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    1529
    Kudos:
    1948
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    25 Jun 2019

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    After the epilogue, Taako and Kravitz have a really good day.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    186
    Kudos:
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    22 Jun 2019

  15. Public Bookmark 18

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    Kravitz is up to something, and Taako wants to know what it is.

    Or, Taako is very bad at solving mysteries.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
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    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    228
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    18
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    1314

    22 Jun 2019

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    Kravitz needs a change in his life. Taako needs a plus-one to his friends' wedding. Somehow, as a mortician and a florist caught in the bustling streets of Neverwinter, they meet in the middle.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
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    11 Jun 2019

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    Taako sweeps himself into the common area of the Starblaster with all the drama and panache that he reserves for alternate Tuesday afternoons. Barry ignores him with all the practice he has from a decade of alternate Tuesday afternoons.

    “I’m exhausted,” Taako whines, draping himself across Barry’s shoulders, the sharp point of his chin poking into Barry’s collarbone. “I’ve been up since for-ev-er, working on this dumb transmutation thing for Lulu.”

    “Go meditate, then,” Barry says, absently reaching up to pat Taako’s head.

    “Meditate?”

    “You know, meditation? Isn’t that, uh, one of your elf things??” Barry finally looks up from his book, barest hint of a wrinkle in his forehead. Taako shakes his head.

    “Never heard of it, homeslice. Musta skipped that day at elf practice.”

    Barry laughs.

    “Elf practice, sure.”

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    182
    Kudos:
    2010
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    10 Jun 2019

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    *aka "his husband, his sister, and his brother in law."
    **aka "annoys his family"

    Taako is supposed to die on the 18th of October, 652 A.H. Taako knows this. Taako stole Kravitz’s calendar-slash-agenda and on 10/18/52, it is marked in red: “Take Taako home.” There’s an asterisk mark with the addendum, “buy flowers maybe?”

    Taako had grinned to see it.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
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    10 Jun 2019

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    "So, let me get this straight," the reaper says, scythe held flush against Kravitz's neck. A trickle of blood drips down toward his collar. Kravitz swallows shallowly. "You picked up a suit, and the suit happened to be a lich, and the lich wouldn’t let you go, so you just rolled with it?"

    "His name is Keats," Kravitz says. "And. Er. Sort of?"

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    3423

    10 Jun 2019

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    Since wizard's daemons often settle as birds and urban legend says that elves are separated from their daemons, no one looks too closely at the fact that Taako and Lup are both single entities, missing the other halves of their hearts. They walk like people, they talk like people, and if they're hard to read because their daemons aren't fluffing up their feathers or swatting playfully with their paws, well, elves are notoriously enigmatic anyway.

    This lasts until their first death.

    All deaths on the Starblaster are strange. When Magnus first died on the animal planet, I'morko followed right after, both of their bodies dissipating into golden sparks, a strange inversion of the natural order. The pattern holds. Year after year, person and daemon alike dissipate into a fine mist of dust, knit together by the bond engine in the new plane.

    During their fifteenth year, Taako is shot through the heart with a well-aimed magic missile. Lup screams and casts one last firebolt, spell-sculpting around their bodies, before unspooling into a fine golden sand.

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    Chapters:
    3/4
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    675
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    108
    Hits:
    2616

    10 Jun 2019

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