TheDrowningOfMarzanna



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    Eskel and Geralt just have a few too many aesthetically pleasing attributes to ignore, which Jaskier tries not to make into a problem. Of course the two most attractive people in town are married. To each other! It’s fine, it will be fine, because he’s here for the adventure, and the change, and to make friends. A boy can dream and appreciate the nice things that present themselves to him so handsomely, ok?

    Or: Geralt and Eskel are hot and competent farmer husbands, Jaskier is their new oblivious vet who is looking for adventures in the little mountain village of Morhen, Lambert and Aiden are absolutely besotted with each other, Vesemir is the proud farmer dad/grandpa, and Ciri has always loved rainbows.
    A Modern Farm AU where everyone is queer, including Roach.

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    “It’s weird but I don’t think it’s witcher-weird.”

    “Oh, it’s witcher-weird, alright.” Lambert interrupted, pulling up something on his phone. It was one of those ‘smart’ phones, paper thin, supposedly able to think for itself; seemed like more trouble than Geralt cared to deal with, but Lambert was half in love with the damned thing. “Look,” he said, thrusting the lit-up rectangle in Geralt’s face.

    Geralt had to pull comically far back to actually look at what Lambert wanted him to see. The screen showed a small parcel of people milling about a city center. They were all dressed like either they had walked off of a movie set, or they were genuinely from the 1200s. There was even a bard, holding a lute. A distressingly familiar bard, for all that Geralt hadn't seen that face in eight hundred years.

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    25 Feb 2021

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    Jaskier is used to his favorite customer, who is possibly some sort of cryptid, showing up at odd hours. What he's not used to is said customer showing up injured.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    There’s a lot of things to be said for being a camboy: flexible hours, however much money he wants to hustle for, and he gets free shit from sex toy companies. Really, it’s the perfect job for Julian except for one teeny, tiny, minuscule little thing that doesn’t really matter very much except for how it does.

    “Janka,” Julian says, flopping onto her bed facing away from her weird, life-sized stuffed unicorn, “how do you tell someone that you make money letting other people watch you jerk off?”

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    23 Feb 2021

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    “Kaer Morhen Wildlife Removal, Vesemir speaking.”

    “Ah, hello.” Jaskier laughs nervously before forcing cheer into his voice. “Happy Yule! Are you who I ought to call about a bear?”

    There’s a brief pause on the line. “You’ve seen a bear?”

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    Visiting his family for Yule, Jaskier is in the kitchen and in over his head. Calling wildlife removal on a holiday is the last thing he wants to be doing… until a handsome white-haired stranger turns up at his door.

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    21 Feb 2021