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    Season 4 was a curse. No, really.

    (The one where Quentin’s actually trapped in Blackspire the whole time, and all is not as it seems.)

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    03 Feb 2021

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    “Be my guest,” Quentin says. He wants to press his face into his pillow, but he’s a grown-ass man, and he can face a—a—lover. A lover? A fuck buddy. Best friend with deepthroating benefits. (And of course James can take Quentin’s dick all the way to the back of his throat with ease. He’s just average, not big. Like James.)

    ~~***~~

    Eliot clears his throat. 

    “What?”

    “Nothing,” Eliot says. He’s really not going to sink to this particular low. It would be impossible to explain that he’s not insecure; he’s just curious. 

    “It’s not nothing,” Quentin snarks, a cheeky little grin appearing on his face. 

    Eliot kisses his dimple. “It definitely is.”

    “Look,” Quentin says, starting to laugh. “You’re not the only person in the world with a big dick—”

    “That’s not what I was going to—”

    “You didn’t invent big dicks, Eliot.” 

    “Oh my God. I wasn’t going to—”

    “You have nothing to worry about. James isn’t in Fillory. So you’ve got the biggest cock of anyone in Fillory that I’ve fucked.”

    Eliot scoffs. “I wasn’t going to ask about your sports-econ boyfriend’s dick.”

    ~~
    Don't let the summary fool you. This is tender AF.

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    20 Nov 2020

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Eliot is startled, maybe, but he doesn’t pull away, doesn’t push Quentin off the bed. There’s a furrow in his brow. His lips are pink and wet, his cheeks wearing a slight flush. Something breaks open on his face, like light trying to peek through a boarded-up, forgotten window. “Q,” he starts. “We shouldn’t.”

    Not I don’t want you or Get the fuck off of me. Just: We shouldn’t.

    He cups the nape of Eliot’s neck, fingers tangling in his curls. “I just—I miss you.”

    Something terribly conflicted blooms over Eliot’s face, and he rumbles, low in his throat. “This is a—” He brushes his lips featherlight against Quentin’s, sighing into his mouth. “—terrible idea. What—what are you doing? You don’t—you don’t want this.”

    Quentin chases Eliot’s mouth, kissing him harder, more insistent. He pulls the bow of Eliot’s lips between his teeth. “I want you all the time. Wanna feel how bad I want you?” Quentin’s voice is rough, ragged. Eliot has always liked this, feeling how hard he gets, how much he wants. For Quentin, it never really stopped, stirring in the background, a restless eddy of attraction.

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    15 Oct 2020

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    Eliot Waugh is content to let his life continue as it is. He gets to spend every day with his best friend Margo, he's waited on hand and foot, and he gets to help rule the fantastical country of Fillory. What even could be missing from all that? Margo thinks what's missing from her own life is romance. Eliot's happy to be her wingman on that front, but when he tries to assist Margo on her quest for True Love, someone with sinister intentions intervenes, and Eliot finds himself magically transported to a much less fantastical place: New York City.

    Nothing interesting has ever really happened to Quentin Coldwater. He works with his best friends. He's a single dad to a great kid, his son Teddy. His girlfriend Alice is pretty and smart, and, okay, their relationship isn't going too well, but that's entirely on Quentin. Quentin's just too nervous to introduce her to his friends, because of what happens when people love him: they leave.

    When Quentin and Eliot's paths collide, can Quentin help Eliot find his way home?

    [Enchanted adaptation for 2020's Magicians Happy Ever After event!]

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    15 Oct 2020

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    After Brakebills South, Alice Quinn tells Quentin Coldwater that she doesn't feel like they should start a relationship based on fox hormones. So, when the aftermath of the emotion bottle withdrawal happens, Quentin is single, and his morning after his threesome with Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh goes a little differently.

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    27 Aug 2020

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