It’s simple. When she doesn’t know how to do something, she learns. When she can’t figure something out, she researches. When she isn’t good at something, she practices. When she still doesn’t understand something, she consults an instructor.
Twenty-seven years old and still a virgin, Hermione decides it’s time to employ someone to teach her the ins and outs of sex.
It isn’t because she thinks he’s particularly handsome, and it has absolutely nothing to do with the way the bar lights gleam fire in his blond hair. And it certainly isn’t because she suspects Draco Malfoy might be some kind of sex god. No, he’s just there, sitting at the barstool next to her, and in that heartbeat Hermione finds herself brave enough to ask...
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Nov 2020
Theo Nott is worried about his best friend and takes a desperate measure to save him from taking the mark. Will Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger survive Christmas at Hogwarts while dealing with the consequences of his friend's decision?
It's a HBP, canon divergent, dramione Christmas story!
Characters are not mine, etc.
The Malfoys have switched sides and are spies for The Order but no one including the Golden Trio know. Draco Malfoy has had the most traumatizing summer, he's lost himself and having to pretend that he's still doing Voldemort's task and keeping up his Death Eater image takes a toll on him. Added to that, he's paired with Hermione Fucking Granger for Potions and somehow she makes him feel okay. She's golden. And that terrifies him. Will be come to terms with his attraction to Granger? Will she figure out that he switched sides? Will they save each other from themselves?
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
27 Oct 2020
“Father sent me to get the Avatar.”
“He already sent me to capture the Avatar, 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰.”
“Yes, but the Avatar wasn’t actually around three years ago.” She says slowly, like she’s explaining it to a really dumb child. “Now he is. So Father sent someone competent this time.”
Her brother crosses his arm, like a child.
“Then why are you here, if you’re meant to be out there 𝘤𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 the Avatar?”
“That would be because Father sent me to kill you.”
Zuko’s good eye widens. Uncle bodily shoves himself between them, hands ready to fire bend at her. Azula rolls her eyes.
“I’m not going to.”
(The Avatar State AU where Azula commits a tiny bit of treason, Zuko becomes one with the righteous sort of rage that leads to patricide and Iroh is not sure if this is the best way to stop the war, but he'll go with it).
Kassandra dies in the ruins of Atlantis. She wakes up in a shack on Kephallonia.
Bookmarked by That_Crazy_Halo_Girl
18 Nov 2020