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    A set of stairs, five minutes and one picked lock later has him in the room, facing the safe. Napoleon has dealt with safes like this one before, and his methods are not exactly what the agency teaches -- nor, indeed those taught by the KGB, Illya had told him, scorn for Napoleon's previous vocation clear in his voice, their methods usually involve drilling -- but Napoleon can crack into a safe in half the time they can, the only issue is the delicacy required. He's good at delicacy, when the situation calls. He's good at most things -- Illya had scoffed, said "I'm better", walked away.

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    22 Feb 2018

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    A university AU where Illya and Napoleon are forced to share an office.

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    19 Feb 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    The sight of Illya, half naked and slouching against the doorjamb could be weaponized. The sight of him doing so while toying with a crop, big hands delicate where they caress the leather...

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    19 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    “You need to learn how to waltz.”

    Napoleon notes with some amusement that Illya stiffens immediately, comically folded up in the chair in Waverly’s office as he is. His knees are nearly even with the armrests, pants just a little too short and turtleneck just a little too big, as if he doesn’t quite realize how large he is—when Illya catches him staring, his upper lip peels back from his teeth, fingers curled tight into the chair. Napoleon only grins at the snarl aimed his way.

    (In which Illya needs to learn how to dance and Napoleon is, of course, recruited for the job.)

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    19 Feb 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Strip chess. I have no excuse for this.

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    18 Feb 2018

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