Tarlan

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  1. Stargate Atlantis (445)
  2. The Magnificent Seven (TV) (149)
  3. Eureka (TV) (104)
  4. Stargate SG-1 (67)
  5. The X-Files (53)

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    When Lestat chances upon Vin Tanner and makes him a vampire, he sets in motion events that will see The Magnificent Seven ride forever.

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    Rodney McKay escapes the horror within the Morpheus I drilling station but the danger has not passed. As his life entwines with John Sheppard and the Stargate program, he learns that there is a lot more to discover out in the stars--Atlantis.

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  1. Rec 8

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    Nathan Wuornos hid his magic and took up bartering his flesh for coin after watching his father burned at the stake. But one day, an aggressive client cries "witch!" and Nathan finds himself in the citadel jails. An unexpected reprieve appears in the form of shady priest Duke Crocker, who offers to release Nathan in return for his services… both physical and magical… in bringing down his hated enemy, corrupt Crown Inquisitor Lady Mara and her consort William. Nathan has no intention of betraying another witch, but he'll take the chance for freedom... and to play with the delectable priest's guilty lusts while he's about it...

    Crack fantasy Mills & Boon romance magic hooker AU. Go here for an explanation.

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    20 May 2022

  2. Rec 32

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    “Are we done for today?” Joe asked with a deep sigh, rubbing his eyes.

    He had just finished sanitising everything in the room, watching as Nile waved the latest (very satisfied) client of this very long day as they left the shop. His apprentice-slash-assistant joined him with a mug of fresh tea and shook her head, swapping out the fresh brew for the bottle of rubbing alcohol Joe was holding.

    “No, we still have a client waiting in the other room. He says it’s a cover up job, but by how tense he looks you’d think it was his first time,” she commented as she wiped the tattoo gun again. Joe let her; twice was always better than once in his line of work.

    “Right, right. I forgot it was scheduled for today,” he said, taking a fortifying sip of Assam melody.

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    20 May 2022

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    The “Partners Weekend” at Merrick Industries was a bit of a joke, and in more ways than one. Who actually had time to spend a long couples weekend with people you worked with? But Joe had slaved away too many hours at his desk to blow off his chance at a promotion just like that. Particularly when all he had to actually do for it was spend a weekend in some manor house in the English countryside with his colleagues.

    Which led him to his current predicament: Who of his friends would agree to pose as his spouse for four days – and at one week’s notice?

    Double fake-dating AU: Joe asks Quynh to pretend to be his wife for an important work social at Merrick Industries. Andy brings her good friend Nicky under a similar guise. Only of course none of them is actually straight, and of course none of them is willing to admit that.

    A dumbasses-to-lovers story.

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    20 May 2022

  4. Rec 61

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    Librarian Nicky has the biggest crush on Professor Joe, who's running a free art program for kids in the library this summer. Asking Joe out, however, is not as straightforward as Nicky has hoped.

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    20 May 2022

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    The one where Yusuf runs away once for love and once for common sense, and Nicolò has no idea what's going on, but would like to at least be rejected in person.

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