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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    The Guide sighs and holds up an old leather tome. “Just as I suspected. I know what curse they hit you with.” She walks over to them and opens the book to a page Guillermo can’t read at all. “Freedom,” she says very solemnly, like she just told him they’ll have to sacrifice him to a pack of hungry wolves.

    “Fr— huh?” Guillermo says, genuinely shocked. “I’m… already… free?”

    Nadja cackles. “Sure, the familiar is free. Funny.”

    “Okay look, I am your servant, not your slave, there is a difference—“

    “Yeah yeah sure, familiar rights and all that,” the Guide says dismissively. “They didn’t give your Dobby a shoe here—“

    “Sock.”

    “—They freed you from societal conventions.”

    Guillermo heaves out a deep sigh. “Yeah, I don’t know what that means.”

    “Basically, until we lift the curse, if you want to do something, you’re just going to do it. Doesn’t matter what it is.”

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    13 Aug 2022

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    "You can't eat cereal," Guillermo tells Nandor when he joins him at the back of the store.

    Nandor holds up a box of Kellogg's Frosted Flakes and says, "The sexy tiger wants me to solve his puzzle. He is challenging me."

    Guillermo studies the children's quiz on the back of the box.

    "And how is that going?"

    "I'll need a little longer in this establishment."

     

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    Guillermo and Nandor hit the road. They try to talk about their feelings.

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    12 Aug 2022

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    Stede starts holding open cabin hours to allow the crew to air their grievances. It goes about as well as you’d expect.

    AKA my “Stede is going to go off like a horny volcano when he finally gets laid” fic.

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    Featuring Stede’s cursed yet sexy moustache, Swede lore and Lucius being altogether too good at his job(s). Unbetaed.

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    07 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 49

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    Ed finds Stede Bonnet's Filofax and tries being Stede Bonnet on for size. It's going okay until he meets the real Stede Bonnet.

    A deeply stupid modern take on the "Ed wants to steal Stede's identity" idea. Unbetaed.

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    07 Aug 2022

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    There was a man unconscious at the edge of the property. His beard was matted with blood, hair a tangled knot, and he had a welt the size of a fist on his forehead.

    Black Pete was skeptical. “What if he’s in league with Blackbeard’s Gang?

    Stede clapped his shoulder. “I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about. What would a notorious outlaw want with a ranch like ours?” He hopped back into the wagon and shook his head. “Besides, this guy working for Blackbeard? What are the odds of that?”

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    Our Flag Means Death: A Western AU

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