Sylphidine_Gallimaufry



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  1. Summary

    Another offshoot of the Tales of Nightmare Dork University, set in the future.

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    A spin-off of my Tales of Nightmare Dork University series, focusing on family members, past and present, of our NDU boys.

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    Seven stories written for ROTG Hope Week on Tumblr.

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    The interactions of five college-aged students at NDU...

    1] Pitch Black, high-strung drama major
    2] Piki Black, his more financially successful twin brother, who has emotional baggage of his own
    3] Coz Pitchiner, lacrosse player, athletic scholarship student, in SOME kind of relationship with Pitch
    4] Proto, rooms with Pitch and Pitchiner, has some HIGHLY unusual habits
    5] Jack Sickle, extremely shy and nervous student of early childhood education

     

    See series notes for more information; I did not create these characters, I'm merely having the time of my life playing with them.

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Instead of reader taking Spamton in he takes you in. In return for meals and a place to stay you must work for him. You’re stubborn and rude and so is he to begin with. Shenanigans and time together turn the employee/boss relationship into more of a friendship. Will it become more? Is that what he wants? Is that what you want? (Obviously the answer’s yes but read to find out how and when ;P)

    It’s fluffy, it’s fun, it’s got angst, it’s lighthearted, there’s action and flirting, he takes care of you, and reader gets lots of free stuff what more could you want? I know the hype for the sexy-man Spamton G. Spamton has died down by now but he’s still my comfort character and I hope there’s still people like me thirsty for Spam content. If that’s you, enjoy! Feel free to suggest ideas, ask questions if you have them, constructive criticism if you’ve got it, and let me know what you think! Thanks in advance! Hope you like it :)

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    30 Nov 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 64

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    Spamton gets really sick one night and passes out. Swatch finds him and decides to take him home so he can be taken care of. From there, the two unexpectedly bond and become very close.

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    18 Nov 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 53

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    You, a lightner, find yourself in a strange city, lost and confused. You struggle to survive until you run into an odd puppet man who starts pitching "deals" to you. You slowly get to know him as you try to find a job and get an apartment, and he celebrates with you at each milestone. Your worry for him starts to grow- as you improve, his health seems to be declining. Once you move into your new apartment, you have a decision to make. Do you offer him kindness as he did for you when you first met, or turn a blind eye? (Chapter 17 is a notice, not a real chapter)

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    14 Nov 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 15

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    Your average "take the stinky salesman home" fic, except it's Queen, because Spamton is a menace and he needs off the streets. However, she doesn't know the first thing about caring for another person's needs, so most of the time, he's stuck with the mansion staff. No one is happy with this.

    And what of Spamton? Does he get a say in this?

    No.

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    20 Oct 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    Jack follows Pitch, rather than taking the Guardian’s Oath.

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    19 Oct 2022