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Nancy shook her head, stunned. “I can’t believe I told you.”
“Happy to listen. Truly. A gay crisis is music to my ears.”
Nancy’s eyes were a little lost for a moment, then she exhaled a disbelieving half-laugh. “Well, we already established your taste in music is questionable.”
Eddie clutched a hand to his heart like Nancy had driven a stake through it and hurled himself backwards onto Steve’s couch.
“I don’t have… friends, really,” Nancy admitted, unfazed by his theatrics, her sober gaze on the window facing the Harringtons' backyard.
Eddie didn’t understand how someone as fiercely loyal as Nancy could not have friends, but her detached tone convinced him not to press.
He sat up, crouched on the armrest like a gargoyle. “What, I don’t count because I’m ‘undead’?”
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Eddie's back and toothier than ever and the fruity four have a world to save!
Featuring the following homoerotic moments:
Sexy blood-drinking
"No, that's not how you shoot a gun, let me show you."
Is Steve under Eddie's thrall or is he just a simp?
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Voldemort was destroyed but may return. Lily, Sirius, and Remus are out for revenge.
“Quiet, Sirius.”They’re words Remus has hissed before, in similar cupboards under Hogwarts’s roof. They’d just pulled some ridiculous prank when Remus first realised Sirius’s name was meant to be whispered.
Remus is fairly sure Sirius could fight him off, just not silently. Sirius’s glare is a challenge, injecting tension into the sliver of space between them, but he remains still. Despite his blasé attitude, Sirius doesn’t want to get caught.
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- Part 2 of Lily Potter and the Dogs of War
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The consequences of Sirius and James pretending to be boyfriends weren't supposed to come to a head during a convoluted and unnecessarily kinetic drinking game... but such is life.
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- Part 2 of Marauders Shenanigans
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Dumbledore has plans for Harry Potter to save the world but Sirius and Remus would rather let the world burn than risk his safety.
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“I think I’m ready,” Harry said, setting down his wand.
Remus swallowed down his nausea. The first Animagus transformation had the highest likelihood of disaster. After today, Harry could spend the rest of his life half goat or opossum. When Remus died, assuming there was an afterlife, Lily would surely kill him again.
Remus unthinkingly grabbed Sirius’s hand. Sirius, for his part, tried to tamp down his excited grin to a more sympathetic one.
Harry took a deep breath. For several moments nothing happened, then suddenly Harry shrunk down to something small, half-obscured by the unmowed grass.
Remus and Sirius ran to his side.
“Is he… a chicken?” Sirius said.---
This is a Wolfstar raises Harry fic set from 1986 through the second wizarding war. It's the third in a series but can be read standalone. If you’re curious why Sirius, Remus, and Harry left Britain, read Unsorted. If you’re curious why they hate Dumbledore, read Under the Auspices of Generals.
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- Part 3 of A Future Foretold
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Ignore what Moony says, Sirius is not in love with Snivellus.
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Remus drinks Sirius’s Amortentia.
Groundbreaking, I know. But I’m enjoying writing fluffy Amortentia fics where everyone gives a shit about consent 😊
It gets a bit sexy in this one, rated E out of an abundance of caution.
Fuck JKR.Series
- Part 2 of Amortentia One Shots
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Unrelated one shots where the marauders are causing mayhem.
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Lily Potter and the Dogs of War by SwissCheesePlant
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Apr 2022
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An AU where Voldemort spares Lily on Halloween and she seeks revenge with the help of Sirius and Remus.
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A retelling of the Harry Potter series in three parts.
Part One: Under the Auspices of Generals, set from December 1979 to November 1981, is a canon-compliant story about the first war with Voldemort.
Part two: Unsorted, set from November 1981 to January 1986, is a canon-divergent story about Remus's journey to gaining custody of Harry and Sirius's exoneration.
Part three: Far From Here, set from 1986-2006, is a Wolfstar raising Harry fic meets second war with Voldemort.- Words:
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Fun, fluffy one shots connected thematically but otherwise standalone.
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“It’s a gift, so you gotta listen to the whole thing, okay? I think-- I think it’s got what it takes.”
There’s an art to making a mixtape - and Steve Harrington has decidedly ignored all semblance of art in creating a mixtape for Eddie Munson. Too bad Eddie’s fascinated with how impressively terrible his song choices are.
[Written Post Vol. 1, Pre Vol. 2. Now an 'Eddie Lives' fic.]
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Henry reacts in the immediate aftermath of his first kiss with Alex.
Bookmarked by SwissCheesePlant
15 Mar 2022
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[“Listen, if you’re gonna kidnap me, it won’t work. We don’t have ransom money and I’ll be so annoying that you’ll be begging my Dad to take me back.”
There’s a huff in the darkness.
“Who would kidnap you, anyway?”
That irritated, cranky voice is familiar. Very familiar.
“Zuko?”]
Or,
Sometimes Zuko comes in through the window.
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The Gryffindor common room, a party, and spin the bottle.
“Who are you trying to kiss, Padfoot?”
The air stills, stifling, and Remus is caught in the turnover of every lyric, the scratch of the record player and the soundless lull as it ends, waiting to be flipped. He stares at Sirius.
Sirius blinks, sucks his cheek between his teeth and raises his eyebrows. “It’d ruin the fun if I told, wouldn’t it?”- Language:
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Bookmarked by SwissCheesePlant
13 Feb 2022
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It was a knowledge that remained unsaid upon unspoken mutual agreement. They didn’t talk about it and they didn’t talk about why they didn’t talk about it but they both knew it. It was something that was only ever acknowledged in the moment and then promptly ignored thereafter, shadowed until the moment was upon them again.
Blue and Ronan have the same taste in guys. They refuse to admit it.
Also, soulmates.
Bookmarked by SwissCheesePlant
13 Jan 2022