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  1. Public Bookmark 63

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    Mobei Jun was on an adventure to understand what good looking meant.

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    23 Aug 2019

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    I'm crying SQH deserved it. He's truly amazing

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    22 Aug 2019

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    Patiently waiting for more of this delitious food. Bless the author.

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    "What?" says Shang Qinghua. "No, he's not. Why would he court me? He thinks I'm like, a hamster."

    "Okay, then why is he dropping like, monsters and shit at your door?" says Cucumber-bro. "That's how they like, show people they can provide for them or whatever."

    "Why would they do that!" shrieks Shang Qinghua. "I never --"

    "It was a plot point, dude," says Cucumber-bro, in the slow, patient voice of someone speaking to a stupid dog. "It was an actual, literal plot point you typed in with your own like, sinful hands."

    "No it wasn't," says Shang Qinghua immediately. "I think I would like, fucking remember writing a scene where some chick gets an actual fucking dragon corpse dropped on her door and immediately gives it up for the person who brought it!"

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    22 Aug 2019

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    pasdaspeofspdfs i love it so much

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    "I had a question for the Peak Lord," says Luo Binghe, voice sweet, eyes cold. "A dialect question."

    If Shang Qinghua was sweating before, he's dripping fucking rivers now. He and Cucumber-bro communicate in a horrible mix of memes, internet slang, Chinglish and modern Chinese, mostly but not entirely incomprehensible for any outsider. Luo Binghe had decided it must be some hometown dialect that they shared, despite any evidence of Shen Qingqui and Shang Qinghua ever speaking to each other before they both had the shitty luck to be transmigrated, and devoted himself to learning his beloved Shizun's birth dialect. Fuck! Why was Shang Qinghua dumb enough to have made it a plot point that Luo Binghe had a god level ability to pick up languages!

    .... right, so he could pick up some girl's dialect and seduce her more easily, but it wasn't fair that this monogamous version of his son could still do it, okay!!

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    22 Aug 2019

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    McFukin hilarious im screaming in delight

  5. Public Bookmark 40

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    Marriage is full of compromises. Shen Qingqiu just wasn't expecting these specific ones.

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