SteviesTooSpooky



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    Header by SteviesTooSpooky

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    A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.

    We present:


    Art by SteviesTooSpooky

     Dirty boys get clean.

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    31 Days o' Smut!

    Mostly canon, but who knows where this month is headed?

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    Completely unrelated short fics ✌

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    Alone in the outskirts of Rochester, New York trying his damn best to survive a fucking zombie outbreak; David finds a phone.

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    19 Apr 2022

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  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    Here’s the chronicles of six times Patrick’s behaviour during sex was influenced by his reading of fanfiction - five assumptions that turned out to be erroneous, and one that was wonderfully correct.

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    18 Mar 2022

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  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    16 Mar 2022

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  4. Public Bookmark 55

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    Forever is too long to spend with anyone, especially yourself.

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    05 Feb 2022

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  5. Public Bookmark 75

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    The highway stretched on, dark and open, still a few hours until daylight and even longer to New York.

    Somewhere up ahead David could see a figure rising to its feet on the side of the road. As he got a little bit closer, the truck’s lights revealed a man standing next to a huge bag, thumb kicked out.

    He didn’t know why he did it - David was no stranger to true crime documentaries, and even if this guy wasn’t a serial killer, he was at best a smelly vagrant that David shouldn’t choose to share a vehicle with.

    But David was alone, and he was tired.

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    David never makes it to the Amish farm, and meets Patrick a little ahead of schedule.

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    19 Jan 2022

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