SteviesTooSpooky
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- Schitt's Creek (28)
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David and Patrick are stoned. Patrick is not an art critic 😅
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Stevie takes a newly-single Patrick out on the town. Seems like the best way to get over your ex is to take a body shot off a hot guy in leather pants!
In this world Stevie and Patrick are besties and Patrick's been a little down on his dating luck... but not for long
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- Part 7 of Ride 'em, Cowboy!
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What do you do when Michael Seater releases a video of Canadians trudging through the snow in a very High Art film? You turn it into a David & Patrick fic, of course!
Hoorah, hoorah.
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Four Christmases, two men, one inevitable love affair.
Patrick is Toronto-based in this fic, and it covers years both before and after the Roses end up in Schitt's Creek 🇨🇦
Title from Mariah Carey's 'All I Want For Christmas Is You'
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David tries to tease his husband while he's away at a business conference. It backfires 😉
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- Part 11 of Get that Kinktober, fam!
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Ride 'em, Cowboy! by Demora00, Doug_Judy, goodiecornbread, LegalGal421, Mosxash, Obsessedwithdavrick, SteviesTooSpooky, StolenAway55n3
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
14 Apr 2022
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Slippery When Wet by Braunhosen, goodiecornbread, InEveryUniverse_SC, LegalGal421, mallpretzles, SteviesTooSpooky, StolenAway55n3, YouWereAlwaysGonnaBeTheOne
Fandom: Schitt's Creek
15 Sep 2021
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A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.
We present:
Art by SteviesTooSpookyDirty boys get clean.
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31 Days o' Smut!
Mostly canon, but who knows where this month is headed?
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Completely unrelated short fics ✌
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Alone in the outskirts of Rochester, New York trying his damn best to survive a fucking zombie outbreak; David finds a phone.
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misconceptions and expectations by FormerlyEmu for NoahRose27, DisgruntledPelican
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Nov 2019
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Here’s the chronicles of six times Patrick’s behaviour during sex was influenced by his reading of fanfiction - five assumptions that turned out to be erroneous, and one that was wonderfully correct.
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Fuckbois with Feels by olive2read, olive2write (olive2read)
Fandom: Actor RPF, Canadian Actor RPF, Schitt's Creek (TV) RPF, Schitt’s Creek RPF
18 Aug 2019
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Forever is too long to spend with anyone, especially yourself.
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The highway stretched on, dark and open, still a few hours until daylight and even longer to New York.
Somewhere up ahead David could see a figure rising to its feet on the side of the road. As he got a little bit closer, the truck’s lights revealed a man standing next to a huge bag, thumb kicked out.
He didn’t know why he did it - David was no stranger to true crime documentaries, and even if this guy wasn’t a serial killer, he was at best a smelly vagrant that David shouldn’t choose to share a vehicle with.
But David was alone, and he was tired.
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David never makes it to the Amish farm, and meets Patrick a little ahead of schedule.