SteviesTooSpooky



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  1. Schitt's Creek (26)

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Recent series

  1. Summary

    A bunch of thirsty writers had an idea - David and Patrick engage in shower sex. After much “research” being passed around, this series is the result. Remember, comments and kudos on each one quench our thirst.

    We present:


    Art by SteviesTooSpooky

     Dirty boys get clean.

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    15
  2. Summary

    31 Days o' Smut!

    Mostly canon, but who knows where this month is headed?

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  4. Summary

    Completely unrelated short fics ✌

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Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 58

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    The highway stretched on, dark and open, still a few hours until daylight and even longer to New York.

    Somewhere up ahead David could see a figure rising to its feet on the side of the road. As he got a little bit closer, the truck’s lights revealed a man standing next to a huge bag, thumb kicked out.

    He didn’t know why he did it - David was no stranger to true crime documentaries, and even if this guy wasn’t a serial killer, he was at best a smelly vagrant that David shouldn’t choose to share a vehicle with.

    But David was alone, and he was tired.

    Or:

    David never makes it to the Amish farm, and meets Patrick a little ahead of schedule.

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    19 Jan 2022

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  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    “Adorable cats for sale to a loving home. Call Jocelyn at 555-0912,” the flyer reads in an ugly, looping lime green font. “Rare, vintage erotic magazines also for sale at reasonable price. Contact Mayor Roland Schitt for details 😉,” is written as a footnote at the bottom of the flyer. David gags and nearly swats the paper to the floor before he is struck by a genius idea.

    After being displaced to Schitt's Creek, the Rose family gains two new members.

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    18
    Kudos:
    55
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    16 Jan 2022

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  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    into the wild blue - complete
    back to the blue - complete
    true blue - wip

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    10 Jan 2022

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  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    Patrick the snowman has an introspective soul. Meanwhile David’s is alone for Christmas. Again. (Their hearts go thumpity-thump-thump.)

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    102
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    25
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    916

    30 Dec 2021

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  5. Public Bookmark 12

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    14 Dec 2021