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    "Help," Loki says, his voice completely flat, "I've fallen and I can't get up."

    "Did you just," Stark begins, staring over at him with some sort of horror. He's standing in the kitchen, cradling what appears to be a gallon of coffee close to his chest as if to protect it from Loki's villainy. "No! No, no, no! You aren't allowed to make jokes that I would make! You're evil! Be silent and brooding!"

    "Oh, I'm sorry, is my existence bothering you?"

    "Yes," Stark says, "there are actually few things right now that bother me as much as you do."

    OR: in between the "puny god" scene and his sentencing on Asgard, Loki gets caught in a time loop. He'd his refund now, please.

    (Odin is a shitty parent, the Avengers are confused, Loki is just trying not to go even more insane than he already is, and the author is starting to wonder why she has so much dialogue from these movies memorized.)

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    01 Jul 2021

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    Looopey Loki

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    Hatake Kakashi has been pulled off of ANBU duty to become a jonin teacher. In effort to keep himself at least somewhat entertained as well as to prevent from having to put too much effort into training his genin, he informs them that a jutsu he made up on the spot is too difficult for them to preform and has them practice until he deems them ready. Meanwhile, Team 7 begins taking after Kakashi, and that includes being interested in this jutsu of his as well.

    AKA: Kakashi ends up training his team by trying to not train them, the Leaf Village is convinced Kakashi's making mini-Kakashis out of his students, and enemy nin become scarred for life.

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    26 Jun 2021

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    xDD

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    "Sasuke looked unlike himself—splattered in blood, mouth turned down into a gash, and his eyes ablaze with the sharingan. He’d achieved the second tomoe. This revelation was strangely unexciting. There was no one to tell. Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto were probably dead. If he was here, discarded like trash, then there were few alternatives where the others survived. No, he thought. They weren't dead. He just had to find them."

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    When Team Seven's mission to Wave Country takes a disastrous turn, Sasuke must set aside his personal vendetta against his brother in order to save his teammates, his teacher, and, perhaps, even himself. But first, he has to learn the way of the sword.

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    12 Jun 2021

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    Wave escalates

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    Just a few minutes ago, there was a surly teenager standing in front of him — red eyes and cold expression identical to his older brother. Now there's a terrified child, six years old at most, staring up at him and drowning in way-too-big clothes.

    "Well, shit," Kisame says. Itachi's gonna kill me for this one.

    Sasuke gets turned into a kid. Itachi reverts to his previous form of Good Older Brother™. Kisame is extremely confused.
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    23 May 2021

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    Confused, justified Kisame

    Cruel history but at least wholesome ending for those two bro's

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    There are some things a seven-year-old psyche is not ready to endure. An S-ranked torture technique preformed by a traumatized thirteen-year-old is one of those things. Sasuke doesn’t enjoy hallucinating memories of his murdered family day in and day out, but he’s learned to be philosophical about such things. It’s everything else that’s the problem, really.

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    20 May 2021

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    Sasuke is a golden souls spirit child in this

    Good Orochimaru and Itachi is my thing

    The Sasuke + Tsunade and Shizune I needed