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    Or: If two policeman shag and no one hears them, does that mean it didn't happen?

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    25 Aug 2019

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    They're professors. They're ridiculous. What more could you want?

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    22 Aug 2019

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    “Are you alright? What’s all this about then?”

    “Ah. Well. I might have slipped.”

    “Slipped?”

    “Took a bit of a tumble, I’m afraid,” Aziraphale said. “But, well. What’s done is done.”

    “What’s done - ?”

    “Now that I’m no longer beholden to a rather arbitrary moral code, I have to ask: Do you pay taxes? Actually, more importantly, do you think I can stop paying taxes now? That seems like a sufficiently demonic thing to do. Refusing to do my civic duty and whatnot. Quite devious, I’d argue.”

    This was, in hindsight, not the most sensitive way of breaking the news.

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    19 Aug 2019

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    It wasn’t, Aziraphale told himself crossly, as though he was a particular follower of gossip. Half the things people said about Crowley probably weren’t true, anyway, and even if they were, what did it matter? Aziraphale didn’t have to marry him. They just had to do Herbology together.

    But this was fifth year, O.W.L.s year, and Aziraphale couldn’t afford any distractions. Especially snarky sunglasses-wearing ones.

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    04 Aug 2019

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    It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.

    Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.

    Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.

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    27 Jul 2019