StargateNerd



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

    Words:
    4,437
    Works:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    3
  2. Summary

    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

    Words:
    10,968
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
  3. Summary

    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

    Words:
    19,001
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    14
  4. Summary

    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

    Words:
    2,254
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    16
  5. Summary

    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

    Words:
    696
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    8

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 95

    Tags
    Summary

    Eddie Brock and Will Graham were best friends in their childhood. Now they have both grown up, and found that they both somehow fell in love with beings who eat humans. Eddie has more of an excuse, though.

    Venom and Eddie try to help Will talk to Hannibal. It does not go well, obviously

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,931
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    4232

    24 Oct 2021

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    In one world, James Potter is wandless when he faces Voldemort.

    In another, he’s not.

    [Apocalypse AU, where both Potters survive.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    72,396
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    565
    Kudos:
    2948
    Bookmarks:
    1183
    Hits:
    35909

    17 Oct 2021

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    A tree without roots fails to thrive. But a poisoned tree yields only poisoned fruit.

    In one world the Third Hokage let the poisoned roots of Konoha fester...In this one he did not.

    What happens when a seventy year old warhawk is no longer hiding within the shadows?

    Well...How about fixing the educational standards of the Ninja Academy?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    68,738
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    329
    Kudos:
    571
    Bookmarks:
    276
    Hits:
    13810

    06 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Harry goes back in time to raise a young Tom Riddle - except Voldemort gets there first.

    (Tom is left in the dubious care of two not-fathers who occasionally try to kill each other.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,522
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    1121
    Bookmarks:
    235
    Hits:
    5075

    03 Oct 2021

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The boy looks up, eyes like the killing curse framed by soot-black lashes, and smiles. It’s a cold, wicked thing with far too many teeth to be friendly and far from the attitude Dumbledore is likely expecting. 

    In which Harry Potter is a vicious little gremlin who knows too much, and Lord Voldemort adores him for it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,509
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    13
    Comments:
    94
    Kudos:
    4301
    Bookmarks:
    1032
    Hits:
    28085

    26 Sep 2021