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    Sometimes people give me prompts or ideas; this is a collection of them :)

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    SG-13's as crazy as they come, with an energy drink-addicted CO, a ninja 2IC who is most definitely not a furry, and a slightly off-kilter civilian who is a former-ish Host. They love each other, they hate each other (though that's really just Feldin and Reece's never to be resolved sexual-ish tension that somehow kind of ends in a convoluted love polygon), but in the end they'll do what it takes to get the people they care about through everything.

    Also, there may or may not be a semi-sentient Ancient city who worships Evanescence and likes to spring Prophecies on people at the last minute, as well as a shape-shifter who has the worst sense of timing ever.

    Like I said, crazy.

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    In which much of canon and the Fourth Wall is ignored, everyone is either sassy or a BAMF, and there are no plot holes to speak of whatsoever (shut the fuck up it is too possible for Pandora to be a Horcrux).

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    In a universe where Pitch didn't go all drama queen and try to take over the world, Jack Frost became a Guardian rather quietly.

    This affects things.

    For example, Jack and his annoying neighbor somehow end up accidentally making a kid and raise it together.

    Pitch swears it's all because Jack is a little shit who doesn't have an ounce of maturity. Jack thinks that Pitch could stand to get out and live a little, or get laid, or something.

    Conall is just bored. And hungry. And also possibly the anti-Christ. It depends who you talk to.

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    Toothiana decides one night that after almost three centuries of absence in the field, it's time for her to get back out. This decision leads to her meeting the winter spirit Jack Frost, and the rest is history.

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    "Hannibal Lecter, you are the father."

     

     
    Shortly after deciding to expand his family, Will Graham meets Hannibal Lecter, a man who would like nothing more than to be a part of it. It seems, however, that he already may be.

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    19 Sep 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 29

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    However prim and proper and polite Doctor Hannibal Lecter may be, he's also a psychopathic cannibalistic serial killer in the throes of a midlife crisis. Needless to say, he only has himself to blame when a whirlwind of an omega takes him by storm.

    This is his complete and utter undoing. Getting ruined never felt so good.

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    18 Sep 2021

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    "You called The Twilight Saga the 'reintroduction of vampire acceptance and history into collective consciousness'," Will presses harder, packing away the chess pieces before they've finished. Hannibal lets him.

    "Was I wrong?"

    "Baby. Baby, vampires aren't real."

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    13 Sep 2021

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    Honestly, Mokuba deserves to have a gun.

    YuGiOh, but they're all appropriately feral little gremlins. Kind of a Reconciliation of the 4Kids Dub and the Horror-Comedy Manga, but mostly me wildly overthinking the setting and deciding to lean into the weirdness.

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    12 Sep 2021

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    “I’m already married. To Sasuke.”
    “What? When?”
    “Like a month ago.”
    “Why?
    “Sakura is like 90% of our impulse control and we thought it’d be funny.”
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    Five times people discussed Naruto and Sasuke’s marriage and one time Naruto and Sasuke (sort of) discussed it.

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    12 Sep 2021