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Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.
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23 Jan 2021
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Stan is self destructing, Craig Tucker might be gay, Butters can't handle Cartman's wiener, and Kyle just wants to get out of South Park without losing his mind, his best friend, or his virginity.
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22 Jan 2021
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Kyle knows that Cartman is up to something. His friends are too polite (or possibly creeped out) to tell him that he's nuts.
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18 Jan 2021
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Short vignettes of how Kyle Broflovski, nurse, met Eric Cartman, soldier.
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17 Jan 2021
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Dissatisfied with the monotony of life as a literature professor, Kyle Broflovski finds escape in online stripping, eager for some excitement. His regular customer Eric Cartman soon finds himself infatuated with the strange and undeniably attractive man behind the screen. They continue with their lives as normal, until one fated encounter in a grocery store. Kyman AU, profanity and sexual themes.
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16 Jan 2021
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AU Oneshot. As Cartman moves from his childhood to his adulthood, he writes a couple of letters to cope with Kyle's death. WARNING: Main character death.
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12 Jan 2021
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Kyle's finally starting to catch onto Cartman's hints, and it only took him seven years. But the moment he figures it all out, Cartman makes everything annoyingly frustrating for Kyle.
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12 Jan 2021
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Following their latest attempt to raze the town to the ground, the people of South Park decide it would be best for everyone involved to fit Kyle and Cartman with chips. From this point on, any thoughts of malice or violence towards the other will send an electric shock through the body. Unfortunately, technical difficulties are still a thing, and hate is not the only thing that can get a heart beating.
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07 Jan 2021
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Cartman doesn’t do nervous. He’s done plenty of fucking public speaking, public singing, public anything but tonight – tonight, he’s nervous. Maybe it’s because this stupidly means more than any of those other times, even though he wishes to fuck he could deny that. Because he actually cares this time. It isn’t based around some manipulation. Maybe it’s because Stan’s up there right now singing and playing electric guitar to Sweet Child O’ Mine like a lame-o, but he’s actually fucking good and all Cartman’s got is a dumb emo love song and an acoustic and a future bill for rejection.
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04 Jan 2021
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When a documentary crew comes to film the lives of the employees of the Crack Baby Athletic Association, little do Kyle and Eric know the effect it will have on their business, or their relationship of 13 years.
(Set in a timeline where the boys don't get screwed over by EA, and they run the Crack Baby Athletic Association into adulthood).
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04 Jan 2021
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After being depressed for a while Kyle decides to kill himself with pills and after having a game night while being drunk he tells it to Cartman. Cartman doesn't know what to do with that info, or how to feel about it.
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29 Dec 2020
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Despite the popular belief, falling out of a ship and into the sea at storm has his bright sides.
Captain Arthur Kirkland knows that all too well.Bookmarked by Sshylst
25 Dec 2020
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Cartman has a plan, one that involves stealing a certain boy's shirt. But for all the wrong, and really gay reasons.
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13 Dec 2020
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They couldn't be more different, one was cynical with a constant need for coffee, the other was bubbly and energetic who loved bright pastels. When Kyle goes into work at Hot Topic he expects Cartman to come over and bug him since Clairs is across the way, what he doesn't expect however, is maybe, kind of finding him attractive and asking him to lunch.
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25 Nov 2020
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On the many sarcastic trials and dramatic tribulations of one Marianne Bonnefoy, star employee in an international publishing house, and her beleaguered PA, the ever-irritable Arthur Kirkland.
Or: how no office stationery is safe, and two fools fall in love.
Work will get done and books will be published. Eventually.- Language:
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09 Nov 2020
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A bright, beautiful, loud woman sweeps into Arthur's library, and he is annoyed by just how much he likes her.
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07 Nov 2020
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07 Nov 2020
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In which Francis (or Marianne) and Arthur (or Elizabeth) keep meeting each other at various points in time, in different bodies and different circumstances – but the result is always the same. It feels like they've known each other forever.
1943, Paris - Elizabeth is a British spy in Nazi Occupied Paris, while Marianne is a honey trap behind enemy lines.
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- Part 2 of Soulmates through Time AU
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06 Nov 2020
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In which Francis (or Marianne) and Arthur (or Elizabeth) keep meeting each other at various points in time, in different bodies and different circumstances – but the result is always the same. It feels like they've known each other forever.
2015, London - Marianne meets Arthur for the first time.
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- Part 1 of Soulmates through Time AU
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06 Nov 2020
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Arthur remembered seeing the Primavera when it was unfinished egg tempera on a wooden panel that Sandro Botticelli was working on, he remembered seeing in the Villa di Castello in 1670, when Botticelli was long dead. He saw it with Francis once when they had visited Italy together in 1898, and then again in 1934 when he had been alone, angry and smelling the scent of upcoming war brewing in the air.
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06 Nov 2020