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  1. Public Bookmark 36

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    When Maurice starts his new internship on Helios, he notices a few things odd around the station.

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    08 Aug 2022

  2. Public Bookmark 25

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    ‘So, anyway,’ Dirk carries on as though Todd hasn’t said anything, ‘This isn’t particularly comfortable so could you please undo them? The key’s over there on the table.’

    Todd glances over. The key is indeed sitting on the table at the foot of the bed. He starts towards it… and then stops. Even with Dirk being who he is there are really only so many times he’s likely to handcuff himself to something. Todd should probably make the most of this opportunity.

     

    LITERAL YEARS AGO someone asked me to write Brotzly with handcuffs. I finally made good on it.

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    04 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    The first time Todd walks in on Dirk masturbating, he doesn't even realize what's happening for a minute. Dirk has one knee bent up beneath his covers, hair tousled across the pillow, and his color is high.

    "Brought you a muffin," Todd says, through a mouthful of bagel.

    Dirk squeaks.

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    Or: five times Todd accidentally catches Dirk masturbating, and one time he doesn't.

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    03 Aug 2022

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    You are now playing WAITING FOR GOD TIER. You have DIED.

    Written for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics 2011.

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    02 Aug 2022

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    “Still a pity I wasn’t the one to make wishes on that djinn’s account. These tournaments would be so much more enjoyable without him.” Jaskier scoffed.

    In which Geralt learns just how deep Jaskier’s hatred for Valdo Marx runs, and why.

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    01 Aug 2022