Somebodys_Nobody



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    In the Kingdom of Eden, Aziraphale is the royal delivery boy whose generosity exceeds that of the people he works for. So, when fate puts him in the same path of a werewolf in need of protection, he takes it upon himself to help him but he becomes far more invested than he originally intended.

    My contribution to gingerhaole’s Keep Your Enemies Closer DTIYS

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    01 Oct 2020

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    Aziraphale Z. Fell is a rising star of the spiritual literary genre - the next Eat Pray Love guy - and his version of Chicken Soup For the Christian Soul is flying off the shelves. It's not that he's not grateful, but it's one thing to enjoy a career in writing and another completely to be pigeonholed into a specific genre, so much so that you are almost forbidden from writing anything else.
    So yes, maybe he has a bit of a secret. An outlet for his less... appropriate urges. And yes, if his typical readership got word of the sort of paragraphs he could put out on a particularly inspired night, they might suffer some form of heart attack typical for their age.
    But all of that is well hidden, and there is absolutely no way anyone would ever find out about his Arrangement with A.J. Crowley - the most debaucherous romantic fiction author of the decade.
    That is... until they have to pretend to be married to each other.

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    16 Sep 2020

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    It was…intriguing, Aziraphale had to admit. “Curiosity killed the cat,” he told himself sternly. But then, satisfaction brought it back – wasn’t that the rest of the saying? However it went, he could already tell that he would be fretting the night away if he didn’t give in to temptation.

    (Aziraphale discovers that Crowley satisfied his loneliness in the previous decade by posting intimate videos of himself online - videos that Aziraphale himself was never meant to see.)

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    +1 time he didn't need to!

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    05 Aug 2020

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    Crowley said London was getting stifling, so Aziraphale’s gone and bought him a bloody fucking cottage.

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    16 Jul 2020