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    Jack Slash is not a parahuman. The thing with the knives is just something he can do.

    This, of course, means he has spent the last nearly three decades with no Broadcast shard, and therefore no idea what he is doing.

    This situation has happened a lot.

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    "Gyro!" Johnny whisper-shrieks, and then he says, stupidly, "Why in the hell would a bear speak English?"

    "Ah! You're right," Gyro says, and Johnny almost relaxes, until he shouts, "Ué! Ll'urzo! Aje nu Stand?"

    "I'm going to kill you if the bear doesn't beat me to it," Johnny informs him, strained.

    "I don't think he speaks napulitano," Gyro tells him. "Should I try Italian next?"

    "No," Johnny hisses. "You should try shutting your God damn pie hole."

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    Johnny and Gyro have a nice day.

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    Giorno Giovanna Meets His Biological Family For The First Time; a comedy in three acts*

    (*not really acts)

    // written for the 2018 Jojo Gift Exchange

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    "You really don’t think much of yourself, do you Johnny?"
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    Some of the most profound conversations can be had in the middle of the forest in nothing but your underwear.

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